I Bring A Sort Of "can't Read Social Cues" Vibe To Every Social Situation That I Can't Tell If Anyone

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

personifying fire is nothing new we've been doing it forever. but fire IS a living thing to me.

I’ve started doing research for an urban fantasy story and I think I’ve stumbled on a universal truth. Every culture has a fried dough, filled dough, and some kind of vampire.

I don’t know what this says about human nature but it’s certainly saying something.