Screams-a-bunch - The Void Is For Screaming

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through