Easter Egg For Office Workers: If You Go Onto Excel And Press Ctrl+left, Then Ctrl+down, You Will Reach

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

love is stored in the Bonk

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u