So I Ordered Round Table Today Online And In The “special Instructions” I Wrote “draw Your Favorite

i had enough of dating apps and the boring hey what’s up hi nothing wbu messages why don’t you just stab me instead then leave me on your kitchen floor and walk away knowing that your stab was surgical because u wanted me to live

Jack Black photographed by Martin Schoeller 

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

"everybody wants to rule the world" untrue. that sounds like it would involve sending even more emails.

Justice is not blind, justice is omniscient 🌋🗡️☄️

Made myself an ash genasi paladin based off the wonderful weapon adopt i got from @leidensygdom (go check it out it’s got really cool flavor text!!) But her name/title is Magistrate Emrys! and despite her scary appearance she’s a friendly woman of justice!! It’s just that wielding a extra-planar weapon that burns you away just gives an unshakable intensity

love is stored in the Bonk