Look, We Joke A Lot, But Really, "you Were Born Evil, Wretched, Worse Than The Scum Of The Earth, And

fuck it... bird sneaks

really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

old gods are waking

The discovery of the statue of Antinous in Delphi, Greece in 1894

Better Kate Than Never, part 1

Excerpt from.my new book!

Studies by Olga Kim

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.