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I DONT WANT ANYMORE ORDER 66 RETROSPECTS

WHAT I WANT IS TO SEE OBIWAN AND CODY DRINKING TEA, WHILE BEHIND THEM ANAKIN IS CHASING AHSOKA WHO STOLE HIS ARM, WITH REX SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW AS A BONUS

If Cody dies, I die too.

happy belated 3 year anniversary to the BEST musical ever!!!

bonus under the cut :)

I take back everything I said about season 1. It was a masterpiece actually. Season 2 made me realize it's worth 🥲

I know approximately three and a half things about Star Wars, but many of my friends know Lots about Star Wars, so I ran this by them and they said it was Chill, mostly @atagotiak. And the thought is this:

Modern AU where Ahsoka just points at Obi-Wan and goes “that’s my dad” and he goes along with it for ??? Reasons IDK she got in trouble with a mall cop and he’s like “Well fuck it she needs me to pretend to be her Legal Guardian” because he’s just barely old enough to pull it off… but… he kind of… doesn’t stop? The joke doesn’t stop.

He already knows her, because I’m imagining that Ahsoka is like… IDK some kid that Anakin is tutoring through a Big Brothers Big Sisters type thing.

(Obi-Wan’s still waiting for approval to be a foster dad but Ahsoka can recognize his dad qualities from a mile away.)

And she just knew Obi-Wan as Anakin’s older professor friend.

I imagine Ahsoka probably got in trouble for something relatively silly, like walking on the ledge around an indoor fountain as if it were a balance beam. She didn’t do anything Bad, just Technically Rule Breaking. Possibly the security guard was ignoring her as a ‘kids will be kids’ thing until she fell in and got soaked.

Later she keeps the joke up. Ahsoka, to Obi-Wan, on sight: Hi dad!!! Anakin, looking between them: Okay, what happened while I wasn’t watching and am I supposed to put a stop to it.

“Obi-Wan, did you adopt my little sister?” “Er… no, I don’t–I don’t think I signed any paperwork.” “In spirit.” “Ah. Yes, in that case, it’s a fair interpretation of events.”

“Well it’s really more like she adopted me, after all she’s the one who just declared that I’m her dad now.”

You know. From a certain point of view.

“Obi-Wan, you can’t just adopt Ahsoka without telling your husband.” “Ah, no, she asked him before I realized it was more than the shame to get her out of trouble.”

Alternatively somehow, some way, Anakin ends up her legal guardian. Anakin’s her dad now. Yes he’s 20 and she’s 14, what of it?

Obi-Wan can pull off “Yes I am their father” because the beard makes him look older. Technically, he’s like… idk thirty-five? Old enough to be feasibly a dad, if not necessarily Ahsoka’s dad. I’ve been told that people usually assume Human!Ahsoka would be black, but this entire AU is about adoption so [shrug emoji] that works!

And also like. Obi-Wan has Big Gay Vibes. Mall security will absolutely just assume.

(He’s bi? I think? I’ve been told he just flirts with almost everyone they meet? But his vibes are that of a millennial gay dad who goes shopping for organic food in Flushing despite owning a condo in Bed-Stuy. Not quite a hipster, but close.)

(Would he do this? I don’t know. But the vibes are there.)

(Mostly it’s the beard.)

If Ahsoka alternates between calling him Dad and calling him by his name, it also helps sell the “adopted slightly older” thing she was going for… which eventually becomes reality.

EDIT NOW THAT I KNOW MORE ABOUT SHIPPING NORMS AND WHATNOT:

The husband is Cody.

i’m so pissed cause all the actors did a great job and portrayed the characters well but the storyline was just garbage

Waxer and Boil were so criminally underutilized.

what do you mean you’re going to introduce me to the two funniest guys in the GAR (thinking about “…i guess we’re the best!”) who also have a healthy dose of fear but also completely love their Commander and General but just fucking hate their jobs as a silly + grumpy duo and then barely ever show them again. what the fuck Dave Filoni.

It is my self-appointed duty to put this loveliness on tumblr.

While I’m at it, I should also probably give you the heads up that, if you’re a RWRB/FirstPrince fan, now is a very good time to start following my page.

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