Things That Work In Fiction But Not Real Life

There's going to be a one-day delay on the next chapter upload because of AO3's maintenance downtime today, so it should be up tomorrow (and on the bright side, this gives me more time to polish it a bit)!

tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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“But Tav/Durge, what’s worse - kidnapping Astarion or destroying the muppets?”

Had so much fun puppet-ifying everyone else in the origins crew. And if there ever were a muppet-ified BG3 movie, Astarion would make a fantastic non muppet. He’d probably have a stroke or something.

baldur's gate 3 + text posts → 2/?

i call this category: bitch

CHAPTER 7!!! I'm so excited for this one - I feel like I somewhat came back into my groove with it.

I think I was missing good fight scenes and some proper dark stuff, so hopefully that continues now that we're rather past the point of no return. I have been salivating to write the next two chapters since I first thought of them.

And we’re off! Next story is up on AO3, and updates should come at least once every ten days as with previous (I just realised I’m working off a tenday-based schedule, this was not intentional), and I will try to post here in case of a delay.

HAPPY WYLL WEDNESDAY EVERYONE ⭐