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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

Chapter 12 - Bad People! (I did consider naming it Good People to fit the apparent running theme of hilariously optimistic chapter titles I've had recently but no)

One day late, I forgot to say yesterday - whoops - but, fun fact, today is the one year anniversary of me posting the first chapter of More Graves to Dig, how wild is that? Feels crazy to think it's been that long already.

And we’re off! Next story is up on AO3, and updates should come at least once every ten days as with previous (I just realised I’m working off a tenday-based schedule, this was not intentional), and I will try to post here in case of a delay.

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

The problem with getting birthday chocolates is everyone feels the need to get such fancy ones. I don't need these extravagant selection boxes- just get me a basic bar of Tesco's own milk chocolate or something, I'd prefer it! I'm cheap! I'm cheap, baby!

truly cannot state enough how much i enjoy how the characters in bg3 look like they’re Actual Adult people. i go wild about it. i’ve never been hornier. cannot empathize with the people who complain about the lines and wrinkles

Is she trying to make a needle or something

Devastating to have more evidence that done IS better than perfect

baldur's gate 3 is just. break the abuse and trauma cycle. being forced to believe a certain way is wrong. there is more outside of the small window that i perceived the world to be. i will create my own identity. maybe the people i thought loved me did not, in fact, have my best interests at heart. i need to find the clown's body parts so the drag queen can resurrect him. my destiny is not written in stone.

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

Gale(mance) + textposts

This time I made them on my way to work. Not like the ones I made instead of working.

Find even more like these linked on my master post if you are interested 💖

And just for funsies some more memes (sfw) under the cut 👀✨