Latest Posts by schnilf - Page 3

Tough grizzled guy at the biker bar: "How I got these scars? Heh... that's a long story, kid" (scene fades into a montage of mundane household accidents: touching a hot pan, running into a door, slipping in the shower, cutting a bagel wrong, etc.)

creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

me on my way to work thinking about my favorite blorbos giggling and holding hands and being silly and goofy

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

please stop complaining about feudalism in fantasy. some of us have to prepare for the social norms of academia

greens in various shapes and forms :D

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

Silas Lodge can still be a tumblr sexyman

never give up hope and fear

Silas Lodge could've been a tumblr sexyman and we were robbed and yet we dodged a bullet

Henri Biva (French, 1848-1928) - A Woodland Lake

not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

We had a break-in at work

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

listening to the same music i used to listen when i was 14-15 is something else i'm still her i'm nothing like her anymore she knew everything she knew nothing she was so right she was so wrong

is it possible for a half-bull half-man and an athenian to fall in love

shoutout to al pacino in despair. gotta be one of my fave genders

ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be a post office

I have no hot water this weekend but I made a cool meme so things are, while not great, going

People are so wishy-washy these days. No one wants to take oaths and blood pacts anymore.

A few of these are probably referring to the date posting bug thing, but AAAAAAAAAAAH!

and thank fuck for that

note to self, draw a heavy metal version of nut-cracker barbie and her horse marziPAIN

💜 The Edict of Bane 💜

🩸 The Lash of Bhaal 🩸

✨ The Testament of Myrkul ✨

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Me logging onto tumblr dot com to check my trash little blog and post my trash little posts about my trash little interests