note to self, draw a heavy metal version of nut-cracker barbie and her horse marziPAIN
looking in the mirror repeating my daily matras
i am hot
i am hairy
i am gay
i am scary
this is not the most relevant of all the criticisms I have but it is the most amusing
hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
me on my way to work thinking about my favorite blorbos giggling and holding hands and being silly and goofy
*dips quill bitchily into the inkwell*
some soviet-era botanical computers I made with midjourney:
Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.
Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.
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