This Is Not The Most Relevant Of All The Criticisms I Have But It Is The Most Amusing

this old man morning raving in the rosemary and thyme whilst everyone is trying to decorate

I like pointing my phone camera at my own legs in wide-angle mode and pretending to be a big spindly-legged giant that is very far up

Silas Lodge can still be a tumblr sexyman

never give up hope and fear

Silas Lodge could've been a tumblr sexyman and we were robbed and yet we dodged a bullet

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON’T GO INTO THE LONELY

oh mein gotten zis beach is full of foggensadden

Obsessed forever with the “Two Monks Invent...” series on The Toast by Daniel Mallory Ortberg. It’s one of my internet happy places and I hope it never goes away.

Two Medieval Monks Invent Art

Two Medieval Monks Invent Maps

Two Medieval Monks Invent Some More Art

Two Monks Invent The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood

Two Monks Illustrate The Old Testament

Two Monks Invent Biblical Art

Two Monks Invent Denominations

Two Monks Invent Dinner Parties

Two Monks Invent Bestiaries

Two Monks Invent Writing

Two Monks Invent Religious Iconography

Two Monks Discover How Tall Women and Horses Are

Two Monks Discuss Alexander the Great

Two Monks Learn How To Draw Hands

Two Monks Invent Renaissance Art

Two Monks Invent Byzantine Art

Two Monks Invent Horses and Armed Warfare

greens in various shapes and forms :D

them: what is ur gender me: denis & denis

listening to the same music i used to listen when i was 14-15 is something else i'm still her i'm nothing like her anymore she knew everything she knew nothing she was so right she was so wrong

–Beau Taplin

my gender identity is bruce springsteen