I Have Never Stanned Anyone As Hard As I Stan Zelenskiy

mood: my student after holding her own speculative design workshop

this old man morning raving in the rosemary and thyme whilst everyone is trying to decorate

but you have to consider the shrimplications…

not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

one of my fave posts honestly

every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb????????

anyone who has never heard it before and goes on to read the name "Penelope" aloud and doesn't pronounce it "Penaloap" is definitely some kind of scary ass english wizard