Anyone Who Has Never Heard It Before And Goes On To Read The Name "Penelope" Aloud And Doesn't Pronounce

@itskindofareallyniceday you misspelled "improve" there

this is not the most relevant of all the criticisms I have but it is the most amusing

tbt when I found this friend while skipping a pile of tiles

Seeing your country portrayed in hollywood movies is deeply unsettling

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

plunged my arm in our 2kg bag of coffee, petting the beans and inhaling the scent

Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

sleeping all day with a cold, barely able to breathe, too weak to get up, thinking to myself: I must be faking this to get out of work

hosea fucks

HOSEA FUCKS

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"