I Like Pointing My Phone Camera At My Own Legs In Wide-angle Mode And Pretending To Be A Big Spindly-legged

I have no hot water this weekend but I made a cool meme so things are, while not great, going

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

Obsessed forever with the “Two Monks Invent...” series on The Toast by Daniel Mallory Ortberg. It’s one of my internet happy places and I hope it never goes away.

Two Medieval Monks Invent Art

Two Medieval Monks Invent Maps

Two Medieval Monks Invent Some More Art

Two Monks Invent The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood

Two Monks Illustrate The Old Testament

Two Monks Invent Biblical Art

Two Monks Invent Denominations

Two Monks Invent Dinner Parties

Two Monks Invent Bestiaries

Two Monks Invent Writing

Two Monks Invent Religious Iconography

Two Monks Discover How Tall Women and Horses Are

Two Monks Discuss Alexander the Great

Two Monks Learn How To Draw Hands

Two Monks Invent Renaissance Art

Two Monks Invent Byzantine Art

Two Monks Invent Horses and Armed Warfare

listening to the same music i used to listen when i was 14-15 is something else i'm still her i'm nothing like her anymore she knew everything she knew nothing she was so right she was so wrong

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON’T GO INTO THE LONELY

oh mein gotten zis beach is full of foggensadden

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all cirstresponders are bastards

Saw someone on Bluesky say “ACAB doesn’t include firefighters”

…it never did??? What do you think the ‘C’ is?

I’m guessing it’s because cops, firefighters and paramedics are grouped as ‘first responders’ but still.

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz