I Think 'This Is My Last Pigeon' Should Be An Exclamation

Dracula: does not eat or drink

Jonathan "it's probably fine" Harker: He must be a very peculiar man!

Dracula: has no reflection

Jonathan "probably nothing" Harker: that was startling

Dracula: literally lunges at his throat

J. "Crucifix Beads" Harker: !?!?!??

love this !! unfortunately for me tho i took the mulder route and became insane and deranged

I like pointing my phone camera at my own legs in wide-angle mode and pretending to be a big spindly-legged giant that is very far up

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

nobody:

tumblr: stopping people with mental health issues from finding community and support is just as important as stopping people from sharing hateful or traumatising content

I found it on the street in the sun and thought it was dead at first, so I wanted to bring it home and nurse it back to health but

discovered that these moths don't eat as adults. It started flying again after a day or something so I let it fly off again that night.

It developed an attachment to my radiator pipes

throwback to when I found a very fluffy moth and it lived with me for a bit and then it flew off

sleeping all day with a cold, barely able to breathe, too weak to get up, thinking to myself: I must be faking this to get out of work

Obsessed forever with the “Two Monks Invent...” series on The Toast by Daniel Mallory Ortberg. It’s one of my internet happy places and I hope it never goes away.

Two Medieval Monks Invent Art

Two Medieval Monks Invent Maps

Two Medieval Monks Invent Some More Art

Two Monks Invent The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood

Two Monks Illustrate The Old Testament

Two Monks Invent Biblical Art

Two Monks Invent Denominations

Two Monks Invent Dinner Parties

Two Monks Invent Bestiaries

Two Monks Invent Writing

Two Monks Invent Religious Iconography

Two Monks Discover How Tall Women and Horses Are

Two Monks Discuss Alexander the Great

Two Monks Learn How To Draw Hands

Two Monks Invent Renaissance Art

Two Monks Invent Byzantine Art

Two Monks Invent Horses and Armed Warfare