Whoever Invented Cozy In Bed Was A Genius. And Whoever Invented Getting Up Should Be Burnt At The Stake

I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! continues not only living like this but in fact gets actively worse with time

Who is to say a walrus isn't a fairy. Did you ever think of that

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

“Your pet would eat you if you died near it” yeah well so would a lot of people. My pet isn’t special. I give them food meal & never let them outside. Are they gonna open wet food themselves when I’m gone? Are you stupid? If I have to be the wet food to buy a little guy some time so be it. Fuck off

I'm not convinced I'm a person

Born to be a girl who’s curious about everything forced to be a girl who’s scared of trying anything new

raccoons and their… little hands

writing job applications and thinking that perhaps I wasn't made for this world

the worst kind of social interaction you can have is when you don't know if you passed or failed it but you know you could have done better. like it was fine i guess but if someone shot me in the back of the head right now i wouldn't complain.