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what your favorite bungou ship says about you, a shitpost

Absolutely inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t on youtube, but also because Peaches and I were talking shit about Bungou ships on a call. Manga spoilery ships under the cut if you’re an anime-only. @scalpel-mom-mori it’s your fault I’m not working on asks. 

Yosano/Poe: You think the dynamic of Bakugou’s parents was cute and underdeveloped.

AkuHigu: You kin Higuchi, and you have a crush on Akutagawa.

AtsuKyouka: You only read fluff pics, and honestly, I respect that.

AtsuLucy: Either you’re me, or you just like tsunderes in general.

Ayatsuji/Tsujimura: You have a crush on Ayatsuji, which is valid, but you also want to see the world burn.

ChuuAkiko: You’re a bottom.

ChuuTsuji: You watched that one scene in Dead Apple, you dislike Ayatsuji, but you really like Tsujimura.

Dazai/Yosano: You like poetic irony, and you also like ability related angst.

Fitz/Louisa: You just want good things for Louisa—namely, for Fitz to appreciate her.

Hawthorne/Mitchell: You could write an essay on why this pairing is gorgeous and tragic.

Kunikida/Alcott: You ship rare pairs just because they’re rairpairs.

KyouKenji: You’re here for softness and pure cinnamon rolls.

MoriKou: You want to be stepped on, but you’re straight.

Ranpo/Yosano: Childhood friends is your only valid dynamic, and also you’re a manga reader. 

Tanizakicest: You…want to get double teamed by the Tanizaki siblings.

ChuuAku: Dazai offends you on principle. Also, you want good things for Aku.

ChuuAngo: Not only does Dazai offend you, you want him to suffer.

ChuuAtsu: You want good things for Atsushi, and you’re here for the fluff.

ChuuMori: You have a vampire kink.

Dazai/Ranpo: You have a fetish for people smarter than you, and a humiliation kink.

DazAku: You kin Akutagawa.

FukuMori: Your ideal relationship dynamic is divorced parents.

FukuRanpo: …Daddy kink? But senpai-notice-me edition?

Fyodor/Dazai: You like the hatefuck dynamic of Soukoku, but either you’d be too jealous of Dazai or you think there’s not enough of the hate in the hatefuck.

KuniChuu: You just want good things for Kunikida, and you want them to bond over how much they hate Dazai.

KuniDazai: You don’t understand why people like Chuuya so much.

KuniKatai: You think Kunikida deserves a life outside of work. Also, you like the Steincraft dynamic, you just don’t like the body horror.

KuniRan: You ship because Ranpo is the only one Kunikida doesn’t bully.

OdaAku: You watched that one Dark Era scene and couldn’t stop laughing at Potato Sack!Akutagawa.

OdAngo: You consider only the first half of Dark Era canon. Also, you love the Buraiha, just without Dazai.

ODazai: You just want good things for Dazai.

RanPoe: You kin Poe, first of all, and you want a pet raccoon.

ShibuAtsu: You have a boner for Shibusawa.

Shin Soukoku: You’re a fan of the hatefuck dynamic and you want Akutagawa to stop being so emotionally constipated. Also, you ship Sasuke and Naruto.

Steincraft: You started shipping this for the crack, but at some point you started shipping it unironically and you’ve never looked back.

Soukoku: You can’t decide between your boner for Chuuya and your boner for Dazai. Ie, you’re at least half the fandom.

TachiChuu: You like the senpai-notice-me dynamic of AkuHigu, but you could do without the physical assault.

Tanizaki/Tachihara: You have a redhead fetish.

HiguGin: You just want good things for Higuchi! And you have a massive crush on Gin. It’s okay, so do I.

Kouyou/Yosano: This is the same joke as MoriKou, but you like girls.

LucyKyou: You read the chapter after Atsushi passes out, and then thought, “but lesbians” and completely forgot about him.

Lucy/Louisa: You want good things for Lucy! Also, you’re into cottage core.

TsujiHigu: Subordinates kink? You like the dynamic of gals being pals and bonding over their shitty bosses.

TsujiYosano: You like the idea of strong independent women.

YosaKyou: Mommy kink. Also, something something sharp objects kink.

KouKyou: Extra mommy kink.

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This sort of thought experiments always so much fun! And of course I had to add Sousa! Out of all of them he'd be the best boyfriend

I don't know if you're still doing the harem thing. time zones are weird....

I'm tackling this question with the idea that each of them serves as a role outside of, you know, why we're here. It's not just a harem it's a family.

Me: cooking

Bucky Barnes: security. takes care of bugs and spiders. Basically the guard dog

Daniel Sousa: handyman. Fixes things around the house. Most likely to help with the chores

Erica Flynn: Running the household. Lady is organised, knows what she wants and how to get it. Is basically in charge(Also being surrounded by guys constantly I would probably lose my f****** mind)

Helmut Zemo: Bank account. Someone has to pay for this circus and it ain't gonna be me

Loki: kinda like a cat? So there's no real purpose think they own the place. The mild chaos is entertaining

I know this is a little weird but it was really fun thought experiment for me and I hope it was at least a little bit entertaining to read

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My lovely, there is nothing weird about this! This is balanced, wonderful harem! Everyone has a job or role to play. I am cackling at Loki. 😂🤣😂 And you included Sousa. ❤️

I appreciate that you sent this in!!! It's amazing and I'm glad you had fun with it. ❤️

Love and thanks! ❤️

BABE! THIS IS STUNNING!

Stealing Nebuchadnezzar outfit for actual Gil 😶

I have a frog collection and I am going to paint all of them

And why KuniRanChuu is PEEK OT3

Chuuya: what's better than one (1) hot badass? BAM! Two (2) hot badasses!!

`waddles into your Tumblr room with plushies` I can't sleep, wanna talk about ranchuu

always. Always happy to talk about RanChuu. (Speakin of plushies what would kind of plushies would either Ranpo or Chuuya have, you think?)

Man, I've done fandom shit on so many sites but my god TikTok is the WORST

Mainly talking about anime community but God it's awful. No one knows how to tag anything.

The purity culture is insane, assuming that everyone ships the same thing because it's algorithm based and so you only ever see the most popular ships and head cannons. It's like an echo chamber. There's never any new ideas or interesting takes. It's diluted and sanitized.

This is no decorum and to find anything interesting you have to dig through these brainless edits. I think the lack of creativity can be traced back to how much of TikTok is just fitting everything into trends.

I literally was looking for Moriarty the Patriot content and found something else interesting. checked the tags and didn't see anything about alcroft. Then the whole thing was about alcroft. And when it was pointed out the creator said "well It's about Albert. Of course it's going to be about alcroft"

I think cosplay is the only thing it's got going for it

Also, I'll never forgive TikTok for bringing back Nightcore.