Both Alike In Dignity - Chapter 2 - Bitter_raabit - Cinderella Boy - Punko (Webcomic) [Archive Of Our

Soo…I’m back now ✨

I’ve been so incredibly busy with life that I hardly had time to draw these boys anymore, but hopefully this summer I’ll be back to posting more regularly

See you all again for Season Two!!

I had to lol

Nox: I can't marry you, you're too good for me! Chase: What does that even mean?! Nox: You are too nice to me! Chase: I'll be less nice! Nox: Your gifts are too specific! Chase: I'll get you a gift card! I'm sorry! I never meant to hurt you! Nox: You're too emotionally supportive! Chase: We can work on that in therapy! Nox: It's the money! You make too much money! Chase: I'll do improv! Nox: .... Nox: NO!

imagine if they’d developed this spell that told the whole school which corridors to avoid and which to use instead.

and some extra muggleborns would make their own ‘diversions’ sign

Imagine Drarry, but instead their rivalry is more like Sasuke and Naruto. So everytime they see each other they have to angrily yell out the others name in repeat.

Like you’re walking through the halls of Hogwarts and you just randomly hear “POOTTTEEERRR” “MALLFFOOYYY” “POOOOTTTEEERRR” “MAAAAALLLLFFFOOOOYYYY”

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

Draco: The masculine urge to kiss your enemy while you are fighting with him.

Blaise:

Theo:

Crabbe:

Goyle:

Theo: No one has that urge.

May 26. May 26. May 26. May 26. May 26.

I’m such a drarry fan I can literally imagine draco saying this

“Your apartment smells curiously like garbage.”

with difficulty and whilst cringing

how do ppl actually read things on wattpad?

does anyone just sit there and spend 10 minutes thinking about what to do and does nothing in the end? just me?

Draco, before first year: I can’t just wait for Hogwarts, I’m gonna make lots of friends and join the Quidditch team and also…

*6 horrible years later*

Draco, to Voldemort: Fuck you.

Draco, to Dumbledore: Fuck you.

Draco, to Lucius: Fuck you.

Draco, to Hermione: Fuck you.

Draco, to Ron: Fuck you.

Draco, to Harry: Fuck me.

Draco, giving everyone the middle finger: I hate everyone, life is horrible and this school sucks. Goodnight.