Soo…I’m Back Now ✨

A lot of the substances we think of as protection against the supernatural (e.g. salt, silver, garlic) are actually antibacterial, and would have helped stave off infections and illnesses that people once attributed to supernatural influence.

Based on this, I want to see a story where vampires are repelled by hand sanitizer.

This relates to me on a spiritual level (though I can’t write at all)

Writing lets your imagination run free and you’re mind feel free

⚜️The dark green house ⚜️

protect james acaster at all costs 

but i’m snorting

This shouldn’t be so funny

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

Severitus #1 (feat; Death Eaters)

Severus Snape = Sev Harry Potter = Harry Lucius Malfoy = Luc Narcissa Malfy = Cissy

Scenario;

Severus Snape spies on Dumbledore to see where he places Harry after the unfortunate events. Seeing him leave the baby on the doorstep, Severus decides to take Harry in…

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Sev: GUYS LOOK!  Cissy: Sev? Where did you steal that baby? Luc: Sev commited kidnapping? Harry: ??? Sev: MY NEW SON Cissy: Sev where did u even get him? Luc: (sees the scar) Holy Merlin’s pajama socks, is that Harry Potter? Harry: ?? gagaaaaa (raises his hands at Lucius) Sev: He already likes you, Luc! Cissy: Oh please tell me you at least told someone you were gonna kidnap the BWL? Luc: I’M AN UNCLE! Sev: I’M A DAD Cissy: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!

Later;

Cissy: I’m ur fav auntie, ain’t I? Harry: Gah! Sev & Luc sitting in the Time Out Corner

Draco: The masculine urge to kiss your enemy while you are fighting with him.

Blaise:

Theo:

Crabbe:

Goyle:

Theo: No one has that urge.

Yes, trying to reach a pack of pens on the top shelf - i’m too short

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

does anyone just sit there and spend 10 minutes thinking about what to do and does nothing in the end? just me?