I Am Kinda Scared To Read A Fic That Strays So Far Away From Canon

I was reading a Anakin doesn't go boom crazy genocide mode (again) fic, and, I was like halfway through the second chapter and thinking, it would be pretty nice if this was a skywalkers apart fic, and gues what, i think i manifested it, cuz when i looked at the tags, (for context, I like to rawdog my fics, and only read the summary), There was a padme raises luke, anakin raises leia tag!

(i just realised that this isn't that much of an interesting story but I wanted to share some of my joy)

imagine how funny a fem! Anakin Skywalker would've been

Anakin, trying to hide their pregnancy, and Obi-Wan pretending he doesn't see it, would be very entertaining

Also, it makes a lot of sense because Anakin has technically only his mother's DNA, and a female only has X chromosomes and can't make a male on her own (XY chromosomes).

Mai in Zutara fics: *emotionaly stunned and/or a shitty ex

Mai and Zuko in Zukka fics:

Zuko: I have to tell you something, I'm gay

Mai *looking at Ty Lee*: same

I sometimes hate the Marauder fandom, how dare you make me love Peter, like he's just a lill guy, doing his thing

and then i remember the asshole he becomes

Lego Ninjago ruined the name Lloyd for me

It is impossible to read it for me in any other way than Laloyd

when they use the No Romantic Relationship(s) tag and don't use any other relationship tag 🤦‍♂️(I like to rawdog my fics, and only look at the relationship tags because spoilers, but it is very annoying if I have to guess

I am so done with Instagram

I have a very simple hobby: I like to send stupid reels to Donald Trump and tag him on posts, but Insta doesn't let me do it anymore T^T zuck doesn't let me have any fun anymore

Wouldn't the world be a better place if a nice writer (like Rick Riordan) wrote Harry Potter instead of Joanne Katheen Rowling

kinda disappointed in the hermitcraft fandom rn (especially the Grain fans) when I looked up Solidarity for some Timmy fics on ao3 I couldn't find any Timmy | Solidarity tags. Even a Timmy | Jimmy | Solidarity would have been funny but noooo, only the Jimmy | Solidarity tag exists.

so please dear fic writers use his lore accurate name, and don't be a bore