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Please help me get out of an abusive household.

I’ve found an apartment and it is ready to move in. I need help raising the deposit and fees. Spread the word however you can. I can’t live like this anymore.

Please. I have a black eye and a busted lip now. Please don’t let this post die.

www.gofundme.com/lsshf

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=V4N99TQPCGS9U&lc=US&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%252dDonationsBF%253abtn_donateCC_LG%252egif%253aNonHosted

Tooo Funny!

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair...!!

40 years of hip hop culture in 2 minutes.

Y’all I don’t ask for much, but please help me find my 13 year old niece. 

She hasn’t been seen since yesterday and could be in danger. 

She was last seen in SE DC. 

If you have any information please contact me or the local police department.

Hurry up, watch and repost before they take this down. ✊

PHILOGRAPHICS Graphic Designer GENIS CARRERAS

Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.  

Please Guys, anything will help at this point!

Hello Good Souls,

This is my first time reaching out to kind hearts on the intern to help me. I am a senior at a Liberal Arts Institution and like million of other students in America, I’ve found myself in a desperate financial situation. Although this is my last year of college, I am not able to go to back to school due to unpaid tuition. I’ve worked so hard to finish school, and I would not wish to stop now that the finish line is so near. All donations, big or small will be appreciated. Coming to the US at age 15, all I ever wanted, beside learning English, was to go to college and eventually help those who were not fortunate enough to get an education.

Here is link to my donation site. Thank you Again. Much Love, Peace and Happiness.

https://www.youcaring.com/manage-fundraiser.aspx?frid=413522

—Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wow you have such a huge amount of knowledge on Kung fu! Dang, my Sifu would love if you were his student lol