The Tea Party

You may think they don’t play favorites, but they do.

Wrench: Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby?

Wrench: I want to make him a God. Once he’s free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He’ll take care of us.

Wrench: Also, I wanna softhack his circuits.

Josh: I literally could not care less, but never say something as frightening as that ever again.

Frank:-slurps a cup of gasoline- mm-mm life is great

Frank:-sits in a corner crying,eating cheese balls-

Yo man my bread slice my amigo my acquaintance my buddy my chum my partner in crime my uh alter ego my sidekick can i get some of you toes?

Oh yeah bread slice amigo acquaintance buddy chum partner in crime alter ego sidekick, (hands you a handful of my toes), enjoy my mans

I CAN’T STOP DRAWING LEGION INTERACTING WITH THE OTHER KILLERS

"We go way back, i could embarrass the heck out of you if i wanted to."

[Mozzie as a dad]

Kid: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed!

Mozzie: Don’t be silly, monsters don’t exi- OH GOD IT’S TEARING MY ARM OFF! Haha, just kidding. They only eat kids. Goodnight!

You have been blessed by the Dancing Waluigi in all his glory. Reblog for others to bask in his Waaaanderful Glory.

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