[Mozzie As A Dad]

Meet Octane - Apex Legends Character Reveal

[3 AM]

Mason, rolls over and nudges Woods: If spiders were the size of a cat would they be more, or less scary? On one hand, they wouldn't be able to get into your house easily, but on the other hand? Once they're in there... oh boy...

Woods with a water gun spraying the melted cutting board: We gotta cool this bitch down. This is why we don’t put plastic in the oven, bell.

Bell laughing trying to hide embarrassment: I-I’m sorry.

Park: So you put the cutting board in the oven?

Adler: You fucking dumbass! Oh my god! We we’re just trying to make fucking chicken Alfredo! So you fucking melt the cutting board in the oven?! At 400 fucking degrees?!

Got this vid on my FYP and couldnt not share it here

I’d just like to say good luck to everyone taking SAT’s or Exams (or any tests for that matter) and I wish you the best of luck on them!

GUARANTEED

Railroad: Build a teleporter? No problem, we have stolen Institute technology!

Brotherhood: Build a teleporter? No problem, we have tech collected over decades from all over America!

Minutemen: A teleporter? idk talk to Sturges he can make pretty much anything outta toasters and duct tape.

“I’m a goddamn onion, Mason.” 

Alex and Frank bickering like an old married couple is all I ever needed.