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this guy is such a loser i want him in my bed immediately
I want to point out that in this scene (after they say “Our Mother of Victory, pray for us) Richie is crossing himself the Eastern Orthodox way as opposed to the Catholic way—right shoulder to left shoulder instead of left to right. Ebon’s mentioned in a couple different interviews that Richie is Ukrainian, and the Ukraine is primarily Eastern Orthodox. Here’s a quote from an interview he did with The Guardian (after mentioning that he was baking rye bread lol):
Is he a scary man covered in blood? Or is he my baby girl? Spot the difference
His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me
staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in no one else no one else can speak the words on your lips drench yourself in words unspoken live your life with arms wide open today is where your book begins the rest is still unwritten
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Part 1: Knife
Part 2: Gun
Part 3: Hands
Part 4: Delaying Death and Giving Life are Two Different Things
Pairing: Jake Lockley x f!reader
Summary: Jake has been hired to assassinate you - the daughter of Chicago's most powerful and corrupt man
Miniseries content: nsfw, mdni. READ the warnings. Dead dove - you will get what is warned! There is no non-con in this fic, but it's dark in the sense that the reader IS in real danger from Jake. Violence, language, stalking, blood, knife play, also actual knife use - like for its intent - stabbing, danger, sexy dreams, glove kink, masturbation, power imbalance, kidnapping, gun play, frottage, groping, dry humping, choking, oral, p in v, possible rough sex, murder, not beta'd
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we as a society need to bring back the aroace barbie agenda
I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life
If I die young, it was Covid.
rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3
ebon moss-bachrach as richard "richie" jerimovich in season one of the bear
primetime emmy award winner for outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series
personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable
free my man. He did all of that and will continue to do even worse, probably
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richie should have hand tattoos i'm so sorry to say it
i just want more from life. not more wealth or anything material just... more. more adventure. more knowledge. more wonder. more meaning, i guess
every month it's a new goddman setting On Here that makes a blog default to mobile view. when will the horrors cease.
It’s always the most insufferably shallow men who harp on about the “male loneliness epidemic” u could never understand the depth of loneliness experienced by traumatized mentally ill young women who are late bloomers watching all their friends grow up and move on while they rot alone trying to make sense of the fact that they’re still alive
im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride