may i share with you the best video on the internet
taking a nap on top of a big man could fix me
It is funny how there will be an actor in a movie or show and youll think wow what an odd fellow they certainly have a strange quality… and then you google them and theyre just Australian
from The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“HE GOT LIFE!”
“How ‘bout old Foggy? He get life?”
“Foggy… he was the kindest, purest soul I ever met”
“And guys like you and me, we can work a lifetime and never measure up to his decency”
Dieter Bravo x f!reader
Rating: Over 18’s only please
Summary: Dieter is a modern day Greek God Eros. We’re going full existential dread rom-com, actually.
Header quote: By Marsad Aurangzeb
Series content: Vaguely inspired by the Greek myth of Eros & Psyche, soul mates, yearning, emotional torment, drugs and alcohol references, lots of swears, slow burn, discussions of death and mental health, eventual smut. Dieter is a walking red flag. Reader is named (Psyche) but physical descriptions are minimal. Time is meaningless but also always marching on. Lots of Dieter POV. Fleabag coded.
A/N: What is it about Dieter Bravo that makes me want to write emotional torment? I love him, yet I must torture him apparently. This started off as a bit of a modern retelling of the Eros & Psyche myth, but really it’s just my take on what the Greek god of love would be like if he was our beloved trash panda Dieter Bravo and reader was his soulmate, Psyche. I really, really hope that you like it, I’d love to hear your thoughts!
Originally part of Kel’s Greek pantheon challenge.
Mini Series:
✨ Part 1
✨ Part 2
✨ Part 3
✨ Epilogue
Moodboard
Original art by @yopossum
Thank you’s: I’m eternally grateful to @toomanytookas for being the most incredible beta reader and for encouraging my madness. To @luxurychristmaspudding and @pascalssbabyy for being the most wonderful, supportive pals who are always ready to scream with me. I really couldn’t navigate this without you guys. @mothandpidgeon for inspiring me with some yearning ideas via Twilight deep dive YouTube’s (for reals).
Tags for pals and Dieter fans - as always let me know if you’d prefer to be taken off or if you’d like to be put on:
@ishabull @futuraa-free @aurorawritestoescape @maggiemayhemnj @harriedandharassed
@milla-frenchy @undercoverpena @sawymredfox @secretelephanttattoo @hellfire-state-of-mind
@thundermartini @morallyinept @burntheedges @guiltyasdave @sp00kymulderr
@magpiepills @sugarcoated-lame @readingiskeepingmegoing @chronically-ghosted @beefrobeefcal
@jessthebaker @yopossum @ghotifishreads @katareyoudrilling @ozarkthedog
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