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Oh my god girl you have made me get back into frank castle after like so many years I have been reading like all of your work. It’s so fucking good. I have a request if you are up to it. So am asexual and what would you think frank would be a in a relationship with an asexual reader if you don’t mind.
Hi and welcome back!
Ok I genuinely believe Frank is capable (and loves to) form really deep bonds with people he loves. Consider Karen -- yes there's wonderful tension there but Frank would keep Karen in his life for the rest of his life even if it never materialized into anything sexual because he fucking loves that woman and, importantly, respects her deeply. Frank is the type to have a really small inner circle because the people who make it there are incredibly important to him. So it's less about what you can give Frank, it's more about how deep the connection feels.
Now, I do think he'd struggle! He's a sexual guy but I think he might discover he's actually a tactile guy and so long as he could have his hands on you -- snuggling, holding, grabbing, etc -- I think it'd scratch an itch for him. He'd be fiercely protective of your boundaries though and I think he'd have to take care of himself quite a bit, though he'd do so by discretely excusing himself after a snuggle session that got him a little too riled up and taking a hot shower while he knew you were comfy on the couch.
"good enough to watch at 1x speed" is a thing i see people occasionally mention on social media and it's always like. oh okay your perspective here is completely alien to mine. okay
f— them all good.
I feel like nobody is a bigger misandrist than Frank Castle. Like that man distrusts ALL other men on principle, especially when it comes to your safety.
lol no it's true! He's side-eyeing every man until proven otherwise. You're just always hearing Frank muttering "this asshole" when you're out in public when guys are pushing past people on the sidewalk or not standing for an old lady on the subway or not carrying the grocery bags for their girlfriend.
He's even bossing them around at various establishments lol. You're at the coffee shop and there's a woman trying to haul out the trash while some other male barista is scrolling on his phone and Frank is barking from behind the counter like "You!" and pointing at the male barista so they look up in terror, "take the fuckin' trash out asshole" and the barista is just scrambling to do it because they don't know what's going on lolol.
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
if you're posting a whole fanfiction to tumblr you've got to put it under a readmore boss
men need to make more slutty sounds
guy who is an asshole and guy who is shamelessly enabling said asshole and yet constantly complains about it is the best dynamic in the entire world
uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help
Joel Edgerton as Owen Lars
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) part VI
Once Upon A Time - 2.05 The Doctor
hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something
Jason: That was a riveting question. Jai: Clearly I’ve missed my calling as a journalist. Unscripted: Terminator Genisys Cast
I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"
This is niche, but I found a super clean recording of an entire Something Corporate show from 2003 on an old hard-drive
It's from St Louis, 12.12.2003
1. Fall
2. Punk Rock Princess
3. 21 and Invincible
4. As You Sleep
5. Drunk Girl
6. Forget December
7. She Paints Me Blue
8. Space
9. Wait
10. Konstantine
11. If You C Jordan
12. Only Ashes
13. Down
14. I Woke Up in a Car
15. Hurricane
I'll be putting it up on YouTube soonish, but here it is in mp3 format
from The Fran Lebowitz Reader
forever grateful for actors who look at their scene partner's mouth when they talk. they're really those little hand hold supports on the indoor rock climb that is fanon shipping
biden will be remembered as a monster and a war criminal but he was right when he was asked how many genders there are and he answered "at least 3"
nothing is funnier to me than owen lars clowning on obi wan. obi wan was a war general. he was in charge of millions of men. he's a jedi master. he was on the jedi council. he was known as one of the greatest jedi alive. he was the sithkiller. and yet. this random moisture farmer who only wants to work his farm and protect his family is like no. your vibes are randic. fuck off. and obi wan does.
i swear to god maslow's hierarchy of needs does Not apply to me when i'm sick with a hyperfixation. like memes aside i actually need to think of this fictional bitch more than i need food or sleep. basic need is Talking About The Fictional Bitch actually