I feel like nobody is a bigger misandrist than Frank Castle. Like that man distrusts ALL other men on principle, especially when it comes to your safety.
lol no it's true! He's side-eyeing every man until proven otherwise. You're just always hearing Frank muttering "this asshole" when you're out in public when guys are pushing past people on the sidewalk or not standing for an old lady on the subway or not carrying the grocery bags for their girlfriend.
He's even bossing them around at various establishments lol. You're at the coffee shop and there's a woman trying to haul out the trash while some other male barista is scrolling on his phone and Frank is barking from behind the counter like "You!" and pointing at the male barista so they look up in terror, "take the fuckin' trash out asshole" and the barista is just scrambling to do it because they don't know what's going on lolol.
"you smell good" take off your clothes rn
taking a nap on top of a big man could fix me
men need to make more slutty sounds
Until pretty recently, I had never read fic for a fandom I had never dipped into. It got me thinking about why people read fics for stories they've never followed. Sooo...
*not even 1 episode. None of the book. No more than the movie's trailer. etc.
im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.
The urge to make out with a pussy is strong today 🫠 I just wanna kiss and bite down someone’s thighs. Feel someone run their fingers through my hair as I greet their lips with a kiss. Hearing them get louder as I use my fingers to spread what’s mine. Inching my face even closer and stretching my tongue out, reaching as far as it can go. Feeling their grip tighten on the back of my head, them grinding into my tongue letting out just the sweetest moans. More and more till they can’t hold back any longer and finish all over my tongue.
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