pumpkin ii
richie jerimovich x afab!reader | 2k | 18+ MDNI | warnings: language, smut, all that fun stuff
hello, i am amazed that i am actually posting again relatively soon, though does it count if it's a sequel? i am saying yes ๐๐ป this was super fun to write, i am truly in my richie can do what he wants to me era, and just writing down my delusional fantasies really so enjoy! also happy october (the best month) ๐๐๐ฎ love of my actual life @thecapricunt1616 is doing promptober as are many many amazing other writers, so go check that out and thank me later ๐ซถ๐ป๐๐ผ
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A week after the worst period of your life, a higher power had decided to smile on you.
Usually you felt quite calm and serene when you became free from menstrual hell, but this particular month had you feeling..a certain kind of way.
It happened, now and then, but it had never been so intense.
From the moment you woke up, you felt an ache, a hunger and a desperation to have something, anything between your legs.
You thought the feeling would subside once you'd taken care of it, but it only grew stronger.
It was certainly a better feeling than being in complete agony, but it wasn't like you had someone there in your bed who could help you out.
So, you got on with your day, got ready and headed to work, trying desperately not to notice every time the train juddered a little harshly.
Heading into work, everything was the same as it always was, everyone prepping for another busy Saturday. It would be a relief to be busy, to have a hundred different things to focus on instead of the dull ache between your legs.
You changed into your uniform, listened to Richie's latest speech, trying to look just behind him rather than at him before the urge to throw yourself at him took over.
Things between you two had changed since he had taken you home a week before.
You still teased each other, laughed at his bad jokes and shared cigarettes but there was a charge in the air, some unspoken feeling that had surged to the surface.
Neither of you commented on it, and part of you didn't even want to act on it incase it made things awkward or weird, especially if things didn't work out.
Then again, another part of you wondered what the worst could be, if it was just a one time thing then you'd both have fun and just go back to being friends, or it would become something more and you'd roll with it.
When the doors opened and guests started arriving, you tried to just focus on work, which was easier said than done.
It was the little things that you never really paid much attention to before that really started to test you.
Richie's hand touching your lower back as he passed you, giving you a wink from across the room, sticking his tongue out at you when nobody was looking.
You took a deep breath when Richie came over to you and placed his hand on your back, whispering in your ear about a surprise for table 14. You could focus on the feeling of his warm breath, his soft yet firm touch, your heart racing.
It was ridiculous really, you weren't some horny inexperienced teenager who just wanted anyone to touch them. It was just your own body sending you into overdrive.
By the time the last guests left the restaurant, you felt like your body was practically purring.
In an ideal world, you would be able to just go home, spend an intimate night with your vibrator and sleep it off, but you were stuck stacking chairs on tables and trying to think dull thoughts to distract yourself.
"Everything alright over there?"
You looked up as you heard Richie's voice, meeting his eyes and nodding softly.
"All good, just tired."
He watched you for a moment longer before he nodded and went back to what he was doing, and you took the deepest breath possible.
When everyone was leaving, you were keen to just get to the train and go home, but you were surprised to feel a hand on your arm when you were walking through the parking lot.
"Hm?" You turned around and raised a brow as you saw Richie behind you.
"What's up?"
"Are you.." Richie moved his hand vaguely in your direction. "Are you alright? You seemed a little distracted tonight, like you weren't really there."
You pushed aside the urge to let out a sigh, feeling your bed slip further away. Of all the times for Richie to want to embrace his professionalism, this one was not ideal.
"You're right," You nodded, glancing around and making sure nobody else was close enough to hear you. Your train had definitely already departed, you were going to be stuck waiting anyway.
"I wasn't feeling myself tonight. I was distracted, and it won't happen again. I promise."
Richie looked at you for a minute before reaching into his pocket for a pack of cigarettes.
"I know. Just wanted to check in. To be totally honest for a second? You've seemed a little off all week. Did I.."
He fumbled with the pack, taking out a cigarette and placing it between his lips before he looked up at the sky.
"Did I make things weird?"
"Weird?" You raised a brow. "No, you..why would you have made things weird?"
"Because you know," Richie shrugged, looking back to you as he lit his cigarette. "I went to your place, I got you those.." He wiggled his fingers a little. "Feminine things."
You smiled and shook your head, wrapping your jacket around yourself.
"Not necessarily in that order."
Richie smiled a little to himself and you stepped closer, taking the cigarette from between his lips and taking a drag.
"Please never say 'feminine things' again, you old, old man," You grinned, giving the cigarette back to him. "And if you think I've been off with you then you really don't know me. You really want to know why I was so distracted tonight?"
"Do tell," Richie smiled, watching you closely. "I can't stand suspense."
"Because of you," You replied, folding your arms. "Do you have any idea how frustrated I've been since you decided to be a gentleman last week? It has taken every ounce of self control I have to not pounce on you tonight."
"Well that's the plan," You smiled, stepping closer to Richie once more, moving your hand to touch his chest.
"What do you call this then?" Richie raised a brow, gesturing between the two of you before taking a long drag on his cigarette. "That's a good one though, you got me."
"How would you feel about taking me home and really giving the neighbors something to talk about?"
And so, you found yourself on the train with Richie once again, except this time the two of you were like a pair of teenagers. His hands touching your neck, your hands clutching at his jacket, the city lights passing by as you lazily made out. Your body was practically humming, more than ready to relieve the tension you'd been feeling.
When you arrived at your apartment, Richie wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed your neck as you fished around your bag for your keys, tempted for a moment to just wake up all the neighbors.
The walk from the station to your apartment was taken up with Richie's terrible (amazing) jokes, rants about the restaurant's latest customers, another cigarette, and stopping for kisses that made the journey twice as long but just as pleasurable.
Eventually you made it inside, barely getting the door closed before Richie was making himself at home. Shoes off, jacket off, talk of having a drink.
Honestly, it was a strange relief to not just immediately jump on Richie. You got him a beer from the fridge, taking another for yourself. Both of you ended up on the couch, you half on his lap, legs tangled together. The TV was put on as background noise, the remote flung somewhere.
Someone made the first move, it was hard to remember who and how exactly. You just went from making out on the couch to making out in your bedroom, to Richie snooping through your things playfully and hollering when he found a pair of beige grandma panties in your underwear drawer.
You talked for at least an hour, maybe two. Rehashing old stories, telling some new ones, filling in little blanks in each other's profiles. By the time your beer was half empty you were fully in Richie's lap, his arm around your waist as you gently stroked his neck.
Your insistence that they were 'comfortable' fell on deaf ears, so you were forced to try and wrestle them away from Richie's grasp.
The battle was forgotten when you ended up on your bed laying on your back, Richie's hands holding your own above your head. You tugged gently at each other's clothes, the feeling of taking things slowly was exhilarating, as desperate as your body felt, you enjoyed the build up immensely.
It wasn't at all like you imagined, which proved to be a blessing. It wasn't a totally smooth production, you laughed as you couldn't undo the button on Richie's shirt collar, struggling with it as he kissed your neck, distracting you. You accidentally kicked his shin when you were trying to fling your panties off your ankles, the two of you ending up in a heap of laughter, exploring each other all the while. It felt natural and fun, like there was no pressure to be some perfect goddess who would just lay there looking radiant.
You weren't really surprised to learn that Richie was very skilled with his tongue, after all it got enough practice. You were leaning against the headboard, your leg draped over Richieโs shoulder as he made you see stars. His large hands gripped your thighs as he devoured you, every flick of his tongue pushing you closer to the edge.
When you were finally granted the release you had been craving, you barely had time to catch your breath before Richie was pulling you on top of him, your thighs straddling his waist. Deciding not to waste any time, you lined yourself up with his throbbing length, pausing only when you felt Richie's hand on your arm, a concerned look on his face. Well, about 40% concern and 60% raging desire.
There was a brief discussion about condoms, and while you knew you had one or two in your nightstand drawer you decided not to waste time rooting around for them and assured Richie you were okay with going without them.
At one point you met Richie's eyes and felt your heart race a little quicker, not wanting to think too much about it. You stuck your tongue out at him as he smiled at you, laughing when he made a face back at you.
Very quickly after the discussion, you pulled Richie in for a kiss as you sank down onto him, your breath catching at the feeling. It felt like you were floating above your own body and looking down at the two of you intertwined. You moved slowly at first, getting used to the feeling, your arms wrapped around Richie's neck as he held your waist.
He told you to get on your back in a half serious tone, giving your ass a smack and you felt a new surge of desire rise in you.
You were sure at one point your eyes fully rolled back into your head, the moans coming your mouth getting louder as Richie kissed down your neck, your chest, his movements alternating between relentless and agonising teasing.
You pulled him down on top of you as you moved onto your back, wrapping your legs around his waist and closing your eyes as he held back any restraint and truly fucked you without hesitation.
He didn't stop even when you clenched tightly around him, moaning out your release. He followed soon after, filling you with white hot release and burying his head in your neck.
"It was never that professional anyway," Richie murmured, moving to meet your eyes and letting out a sigh as his gaze flicked down.
"Well I think our professional relationship is now ruined," You teased, resting your hand on your forehead and taking a deep breath.
"Sorry about that. Got carried away."
"I liked it," You shrugged, glancing down. "Though I shouldn't encourage you or you'll be dragging me into the bathroom at work every 5 minutes."
"5 minutes?" Richie raised a brow, looking up at you. "That's generous."
"I'm a saint, what can I say," You grinned, leaning in to give Richie a kiss. "Patron saint of old men."
"Brat," Richie muttered, grinning as he kissed you back.
thirsty tongue thursday ๐
what it feels like losing another mutual to that 911 show where those guys havent even fucked yet
this person's colleague was forcibly removed from the press room for asking about the biden administration's war crimes like three days ago... but their reasoning is they didn't get enough attention. okay.
We don't hate reporters enough imo
just came across this picture... somebody sedate me i'm so serious
Summary: You become a regular at the restaurant and catch Richieโs eye.
You walk into the restaurant during the dinner rush. This is your fifth time coming in since you discovered this place. Itโs a bit chaotic but in oddly weird way itโs comforting. You go up to the counter to place an order for a beef sandwich when someone cuts in front of you. Youโre not really one for confrontation so youโre just going to leave it be.
Richie however noticed what happened and points to you and says, โSweetheart, you want your usual?โ
The person who cut in front of you starts to protest saying theyโre next but Richie cuts them off. He looks at you and says, โBeef sandwich right?โ
You nod. โYeah. Um, yes please.โ
Richie then looks at the person who cut you, โI donโt like people who think theyโre more important than others. Now what can I get you?โ
You move to the side and pull out your phone as you wait for your order. After Richie is done taking a couple more orders he leans on the counter by you and smirks. โYouโre becoming a regular here. Is it the food or my charm?โ
You put your phone away and look up at him. โA little bit of both.โ You smile as you watch his reaction, which is a bit surprised and impressed.
Richie nods. โI knew it.โ He slides your bag across the counter. โEnjoy.โ
You take your bag and find a seat. As you eat, you steal some glances at Richie who seems to be doing the same thing to you. When you stand to head out Richie calls out to you, โSee you later darling.โ You give him a smile and a short wave as you walk out the door.
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The time you stop by next you show a bit of your clumsy side. As you walk down the sidewalk heading towards the restaurant, you trip on an uneven part of the sidewalk. You go down hard. โOw.โ You look at your elbow, which has a trickle of blood.
โHey! You good?โ You look up to see Richie walking up to you. When he reaches you he holds his hand out to help you stand. โYou pick a fight with the sidewalk?โ
You let out a short laugh. โSomething like that.โ You hiss as you straightened out you arm. Richie sees your elbow and frowns.
He takes your arm and inspects the damage. โDoesnโt seem too bad, but we need to clean this up.โ
โWe?โ You say as Richie leads you to the restaurant.
โYeah, we. I take care of my regulars.โ He leads you to the back of the restaurant and takes out a first aide kit. โThis might sting.โ He takes some antiseptic spray and sprays your elbow. You try to hide your flinch but Richie catches it. โSorry. Almost done sweetheart.โ He takes a bandaid and places it on your elbow. โThere. Good as new.โ
โThanks. You didnโt have to help, but itโs appreciated.โ
โNo problem. Anything for one of my favorites.โ Richie leads you to the front of the restaurant. โWant your usual? Itโs on the house since you almost risked your life getting here.โ
You laugh. โSure. Thatโs sweet of you.โ
He waves you off. โKeep that to yourself. I got a reputation to uphold here. Find a spot Iโll bring it out to you when itโs ready,โ You nod and find a booth in the corner. A few minutes later Richie brings you your sandwich, โEnjoy.โ He goes back to work behind the counter, glancing over at you several times making sure youโre good. When you stand to head out you hear him call after you, โStay safe out there. Donโt want to dig out the first aide kit again.โ You shake your head and wave as you walk out of the restaurant.
Too many thots, too little time. Welcome to the boyfriendโs dad!Andy Barber sandbox for my one shot: ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐๐ฅ
๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ด | boyfriend's dad!Andy Barber x reader, ft. dilf neighbour!Bucky Barnes, dilf!Ari Levinson, lumberjack!Steve Rogers
๐ช๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ | SMUT - minors DNI, AGE GAP, cheating, boyfriend's dad!andy (he is a warning), daddy kink, specific warnings in each part
๐ฆ๐๐บ๐บ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ | Icky college boys will never changeโso sleep with their dads.
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๐/๐ก | reminder that this is a fanfic, I donโt condone cheating. No update schedule. Look at what you did bestie, @sarge-barnes-sir, from this ask. thank you to @sightiff for the title๐ No update schedule, no taglist. [*=smut] โผ ๐๐จ๐ง๐๐ญ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐๐จ-๐๐ข โผ
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Cruel*
Hellโs Kitchen*
First Impressions
En Voyage* (1/3) - battle of the dilfs: boyfriendโs dad!andy, dilf!bucky barnes, dilf!ari levinson
(2/3) battle of the dilfs: boyfriendโs dad!andy barber, dilf!bucky barnes, dilf!ari levinson & ft. dilf!Frank Adler
Triune* (3/3) - battle of the dilfs: boyfriendโs dad!andy barber, dilf!bucky barnes, dilf!ari levinson, & ft. lumberjack dilf!Steve Rogers, dilf!Frank Adler, dilf!Ransom Drysdale
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hot tub and the dilf next door*
after โCruelโ*
first time calling andy daddy*
andy sending you videos* | you sending andy pictures*
your relationship(s)
in andyโs office* | panty stealing*
some of the camping trip* | a snippet of the camping trip* | snippet of the pussyjob donations* (ft. the dilfs: andy, bucky, ari)
drunk calling Andy
On The Line*
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