·: 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲

He’s fucking you in missionary but you’re stroking his face and saying “that’s it, baby. That’s my good boy.”

the bodyguard

[status: in progress]

summary: after a series of terrorist attacks in new york, an article you wrote calling out the cowardice of the organization's leader causes you to become a target, and frank castle is assigned to be your bodyguard. the resurgence of former flames and shocking sinister revelations will test just how far frank is willing to go to protect you. divulgences of his mysterious and convoluted past will make you question just how much you can actually trust him. will frank be your savior? or the reason for your demise?

a/n: a HUGE thank you to my love @thyme-in-a-bubble for that incredibly breathtaking header. this series was inspired by the absolutely lovely @lowkeythor's genius request for a bodyguard!frank x reader fic. it is a slow burn-so get comfy. this is a punisher series friends, so there will be mentions of violence and gore, as well as other mature themes. (there will eventually be spiciness bc i can't resist) if you'd like to be added to the tag list for updates, please let me know!

»— anything marked with an astrik contains explicit content. minors dni.

»— all work is my own. please do not repost anywhere else without my consent.

chapter one: it's my job

chapter two: take the day off

chapter three: trouble

chapter four: it's like that

chapter five: conflict of interest

chapter six: invasion of privacy

chapter seven: checkmate

chapter eight: sorry

chapter nine: stakeout

chapter ten: pancakes

chapter eleven: we got a problem

chapter twelve: confession

chapter thirteen: desire*

chapter fourteen: i got you

chapter fifteen: teach me*

chapter sixteen: an adjustment

chapter seventeen: a favor

chapter eighteen: first date*

chapter nineteen: personal

chapter twenty: secrets

chapter twenty one: a little more time

chapter twenty two: fade to black

chapter twenty three: revelation

chapter twenty four: i love you

chapter twenty five: promotion

chapter twenty six [coming 9/20]

the bodyguard soundtrack

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

Sydney Adamu + Richie Jerimovich in THE BEAR

yeah vanilla sex is great but have you ever felt the satisfaction of tying up a man who is easily twice your size and hear him whimper at your every touch?

Eros & Psyche: A Dieter Bravo Story (complete - series masterlist)

Dieter Bravo x f!reader

Rating: Over 18’s only please

Summary: Dieter is a modern day Greek God Eros. We’re going full existential dread rom-com, actually.

Header quote: By Marsad Aurangzeb

Series content: Vaguely inspired by the Greek myth of Eros & Psyche, soul mates, yearning, emotional torment, drugs and alcohol references, lots of swears, slow burn, discussions of death and mental health, eventual smut. Dieter is a walking red flag. Reader is named (Psyche) but physical descriptions are minimal. Time is meaningless but also always marching on. Lots of Dieter POV. Fleabag coded.

A/N: What is it about Dieter Bravo that makes me want to write emotional torment? I love him, yet I must torture him apparently. This started off as a bit of a modern retelling of the Eros & Psyche myth, but really it’s just my take on what the Greek god of love would be like if he was our beloved trash panda Dieter Bravo and reader was his soulmate, Psyche. I really, really hope that you like it, I’d love to hear your thoughts!

Originally part of Kel’s Greek pantheon challenge.

Mini Series:

✨ Part 1

✨ Part 2

✨ Part 3

✨ Epilogue

Moodboard

Original art by @yopossum

Thank you’s: I’m eternally grateful to @toomanytookas for being the most incredible beta reader and for encouraging my madness. To @luxurychristmaspudding and @pascalssbabyy for being the most wonderful, supportive pals who are always ready to scream with me. I really couldn’t navigate this without you guys. @mothandpidgeon for inspiring me with some yearning ideas via Twilight deep dive YouTube’s (for reals).

Tags for pals and Dieter fans - as always let me know if you’d prefer to be taken off or if you’d like to be put on:

@ishabull @futuraa-free @aurorawritestoescape @maggiemayhemnj @harriedandharassed

@milla-frenchy @undercoverpena @sawymredfox @secretelephanttattoo @hellfire-state-of-mind

@thundermartini @morallyinept @burntheedges @guiltyasdave @sp00kymulderr

@magpiepills @sugarcoated-lame @readingiskeepingmegoing @chronically-ghosted @beefrobeefcal

@jessthebaker @yopossum @ghotifishreads @katareyoudrilling @ozarkthedog

All images from Pinterest

You are at a bar, and are asked to hook up by the person selected by this wheel. What's your response?

ALAN RITCHSON as JACK REACHER ➥ REACHER 1.02