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hc that bakugou always thought manifestation was bullshit, until reader (you, i'd assume) told him about law of assumption, he brushed it off as crap, but looked into it, tried it, forgot about it, then wondered why he climbed the hero ranks majorly in 2 months
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you know those types of bf that bullies you?
yep. i headcanon bakugou as someone like that
he loves seeing the way your nose would scrunch and eyes shining, working on how to outsmart and retaliate
but he also knows your boundaries
he knows when enough is enough and which hurts you
he a soft boi behind closed doors
he's proud of you
number 0 fan
acing a quiz? his treat. passing an exam? homemade food for you. flipping off some jerks? you get a one week bento from him
likes cute café dates, movie dates, lunch dates but, a sucker for museum dates
let's hush-hush because he also loves home dates
there's something about knowing you, knowing how you treat other people that makes his heart clench, seeing how you prepare for your dates together
he doesn't like holding hands but, he LOVES LOVES LOVES it when you hold onto his arm or biceps
his heart clenches when he feels you squeezing or gripping it tight
loves being showered with kisses and hugs
kiss him on the nose, boop his nose, bite his nose
boom-boy melts like a putty on your hands
i headcanon him as someone who listens to k-indie and k-rnb songs, when the world is sleeping and it's only him that's awake
you caught him listening and humming to hoppipolla's your ocean when you woke up after an intense review session with the bakusquad
kicks you out of the kitchen but when you whine that you want to watch him cook, he slowly gives in
he can't resist the determined look in your eyes
"it tastes good. i made sure to get the exact brand of the ingredients."
he introduced you to his parents and Papa Bakugou was almost in tears when you slowly smiled at them, thanking them for bringing Katsuki in this world
he may be a menace but, you accept him
Mama Bakugou takes you out on dates too! buys you clothes and designer items just because she can and would get pouty when you turn her gifts down
when you both get into an argument and it gets heated, he won't try to fix it the same day because of y'alls temper
he would wait out until you're both in the right headspace to talk about it
"i'm sorry if i said those words to you. i never meant to hurt your feelings. i promise i won't do it again. but, you also hurt me when you told me that you don't trust me at all due to my quirk. we both know it's not a good thing when we argue in public. our relationship should be the both of us. it's not a group project where we need to involve other people."
you both apologized to each other and made amends
you also apologized to your classmates who was present when it happened
the type of bf who would let you do what you want to do while watching you fail at it
he's still bakugo katsuki, a menace
but he's your menace
Mariah Carey on being High Maintenance
why is shooting ur shot (friendship edition) so much harder than shooting ur shot (romantic edition). babygirl i wanna befriend u so bad
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joseph quinn being scared he wouldn't play eddie right and then proceeding to slay the role, become the white boy of the year (TM), travelling the world, doing more press for stranger things than the whole main cast combined, making nerds and metalheads everywhere PROUD, getting a JACK BLACK shout-out, being constantly hyped by fucking METALLICA and then JAMMING WITH THEM AND HAVING THEM SIGN A GUITAR while remaining a super chill dude
I am going to CRY
Ochako: Uravity looks like the 23 year old substitute teacher that cries because she can't get the class to quiet down.
Ochako: . . .
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Denki: I swear to God I wanna shove my foot up Chargebolt's haNg 10 dUde California surfer ass so bad, like stfu PLEASE
Denki: [laughs]
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Katsuki: @Dynamite looks and sounds like a pomeranian getting his anal glands expressed at the vet.
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Momo: why tf would anyone choose Creati as a hero name, unless you were a pornstar on the side??
Momo: [looks at the camera confused]
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Tsuyu: Hearing @Froppy talk is probably what it feels like to have your butt plugged
Tsuyu:
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Kyouka, chuckling: @Earphone Jack looks like what happens when nipple piercings grow a body and personality.
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Ejirou: Red Riot looks like he picks up girls at gyms and dog parks
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Hanta: Cellophane is probably that uncle your mom tells you not to be alone with at family gatherings,with that [breaks into laughter] creepy ass chucky doll smile
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Mina: I hope you all have a good weekend!
Mina, laughing: Except for you @Pinky f*ck you.
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Aizawa: Eraserhead probably smells like cat piss.
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Shouto: Why does @Shouto look like the kid that deepthroats water fountains at the local park and school
Shouto: That's very unsanitary, and I always brought my own water bottle.
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Izuku: This one's, quite lengthy.
Izuku, reading: F*ck you, @Deku. You ugly piece of sh*t turtle looking divorced 40 year old soccer mom broccoli looking ass. . .
[camera zooms out to see Katsuki standing next to Deku with arms crossed lip syncing everything he reads]
Izuku: cunt f*cking motherf*cker, alien trying to act natural looking ass, clapping when the plane lands, mom said it's my turn to play on the xbox looking p*ssy ass bitch. F*ck you
Izuku, looking at Katsuki: . . .
Katsuki: [grins]