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yeah some people don’t believe in reality shifting but some people also don’t believe women can orgasm so I stopped trusting other peoples opinions a long time ago
bullying katsuki cuz he’s so fun to tease
now, don’t get me wrong, kit kat lays down pipe like a super mario bro, but that’s doesn’t mean he should get cocky! sometimes he needs to be reminded that he’s obsessed with you and needs you more than air 💞
Ok, so maybe you don’t have as much experience as katsuki, (like none at all, he was ur first) but you’re pretty sure he’s great, and you’re pretty confident you’re ok too. At least that’s what he tells you, and you’ve elected to believe him.
the first few times were pretty awkward, still nice, but a bit clunky. after you get in the rhythm of things tho, you guys are at it like bunnies. it’s pretty clear that katsuki is good at what he does, you cum and you cum hard.
so when ur laying on his chest one day after getting your back blown out, you decide to be really annoying.
“sigh... you suck.”
“what?”
“That was like really bad”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“You have terrible dick game, i’m sorry i had to be the one to break it to you”
He furrows his eyebrows before he realises it’s a stupid joke. Rolling his eyes, he pulls you in closer, smushing ur boobs against his side even more.
“Be quiet”
“I’m just speaking my truth katsuki. You are abysmal.”
“Shut up. as if you didn’t just nut.”
You snort and hold him tighter. he’s so warm and cozy, you want to suck his dick sometime soon.
“silence, you don’t know anything about me. I could’ve been faking.”
he lets out a huff. He knows you’re only kidding, but he’s beginning to get defensive.
“i know- i know everything about you. stop being annoying.”
“Ok.”
You yawn and close your eyes. the room becomes nice and quiet, and the BUFFOON actually thinks you’re done. As soon as his eyes flutter closed, you strike.
“Worst dick i ever had,” you whisper, giggling as his eyes fly open and he looks down at you angrily.
“Bitch-! only dick you ever had, fucking virgin.”
You gasp in shock! how could he!
“katsuki!!! that’s mean!!”
“What-! You said worse to me!”
You press your face into his booby and he stares down at you incredulously, but with love also.
“It’s only funny when i do it because you know you’re good! i don’t know i’m good! You’re the cool one, you can’t bully me, that’s just bullying!”
He sighs, examining your little face pressed up against him. well, you’re a pain in the ass, but you’re worth it.
“I only said it cuz you were getting on my nerves,” he says softly, as if you could never get on his nerves really. he places his hand on your head, providing a calming weightiness.
“mm.” you actually look like you might drift off now, and he smiles to himself, a smile that he would never let anyone else see.
“You know... you know i think that you’re amazing right?” you can feel him speak, feel the vibration from his chest. it soothes you.
“yeah.”
“yeah”
“best you ever had?”
“don’t push your luck”
katsuki snorts as you give his abdomen a light thump
“hey! who is it then! go on i can take it!”
“I’m joking babe, of course it’s you.”
He leans down and kisses you on the forehead, which pleases you, but does little to appease you.
“No no, who is it? i’m listening! don’t spare my feelings now!”
that’s when you hear his ugly little gremlin laugh, a laugh he only lets out when he’s with you.
Your frown fades away and you refocus on squeezing him as right as you can.
“why are you so mean to me?”
“Why am i-?!” he pauses, sighs, and lets it go, “i don’t know. i love you.”
“I love you a lot less.”
“mhm”
...
“you know i don’t mean that right?”
“go to sleep y/n”
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if you enjoyed, pls considering reblogging!!
Bakugo: Which of you motherfuckers ate my leftover katsudon?! I swear to fucking All Might, when I find out which one of you low-life asses ate MY dinner, I'm going to-
Y/N: I'm sorry, Katsuki, it was me.
Bakugo: -kiss you and make you some more, you haven't been eating enough. Want me to make it extra spicy, eh babe?
GUESS WHO REMEMBERED HER PASSWORD? ME! fdssfdgsfdg
some new fusions I’ve made in the eman time, and drawing of old ones, I even put all together, tho it was before MonomaxShisnou Fusion and KacchanxUraraka. I hope you like them! :3
dating katsuki bakugo includes:
character/universe: katsuki bakugo (my hero academia)
warning/s: nothing.
notes: yey! new post again, hoping to make more. hope you enjoy!
You're essentially Bakugo's tamer because he gets angry and frustrated. You're like Kirishima but a bit calmer and level-headed.
Bakugo gets jealous whenever he sees you talking with Deku or Todoroki. He doesn't want you spending time with those losers and only focusing your attention on him.
He likes teasing or "insulting" you because he thinks you're the cutest whenever you "fight" him. Most of his jokes are harmless unless Bakugo gets riled up and offends you.
Even if people see him as this ticking bomb, Bakugo is caring behind closed doors. Whenever you're alone with him, Bakugo becomes affectionate and sheds his angry attitude.
The arrogant boy is still there, but Bakugo becomes calmer than when he's with other people that's not you.
He likes cooking for you and even teaches you, which is a rare occurrence. Bakugo instructs you on how to slice things or cook some stuff without anger, unlike Todoroki.
Another rare event with Bakugo would be him teaching you some tricks and strategies. He doesn't want to train you because you're capable, but he likes teaching you some techniques.
Whenever the two of you are public, Bakugo doesn't want any PDA to happen unless it's necessary to show people who you belong to.
The opposite also happens, but Bakugo gets flustered and blushes that his classmates (Kirishima and Kaminari) tease him. It's better when both of you are alone, or his anger will get out again.
Bakugo loves sleeping with you, especially when you pet his hair and kiss his forehead. He appreciates these gestures and returns them with hugs or kisses.
Bonus, Bakugo loves doing household chores with you. He likes having company with somebody he loves than him cleaning with Deku.
Conversations with Bakugo are difficult because he tends to keep some of his feelings inside. Whenever you two chat, it becomes unpredictable because it's Bakugo.
Bakugo doesn't want to admit it, but he's overprotective and clingy. Ever since the Forest Training Camp and his kidnapping, Bakugo's committed to becoming stronger and better than he was.
He gets insecure and frustrated with himself whenever he doesn't improve, or other people do well. You often have a heart-to-heart with Bakugo when he feels this way because sometimes people with a big ego can be heartbroken.
Whenever someone insults you, Bakugo doesn't hesitate to destroy them. He cares about you even if he thinks the people around him are useless.
Altogether, Bakugo is an unpredictable and exciting boyfriend. He is full of energy, and you're often surprised at your relationship with him.
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bi/pan bakugo who prefers boys 🤝 bi/pan y/n who prefers girls… they are dating.
the first time she called him dad
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