Got Bored While I Was In The Mental Hospital And Changed Pip So Heres His Updated Ref Sheet Digitally.

Sorry santa, it was me

I really wish that there was world muters like reverse hearing aids. I’m tired of asking people to stop making a sound and nothing happens.

Also apparently my hearing is really good and I’m tired of being judged when I breakdown over a sound that others can’t hear. (Ex: wet sounds or mouth sounds. I hate mouth sounds.)

If you’ve ever worn noise canceling headphones yk they make you hear your own bodily functions and I hate that. I just want my hearing to stop being so good. I hate this.

Am I godkin or a fictionkin of a god? Cuz like.. I am basically Calliope but male.

Ik this is supposed to be a meme but honestly it’d probably work and stop people from getting guns. But the sad thing is most American boys already have a gun so this won’t stop many.

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Why am I like this? I’m supposed to be a stupid doggy frolicking in the yard not sobbing with wounds on my forearm.

Therapy ? Nah. But we got “writing songs about being an unlovable dog rather than being a loved human.” Also see “playing violin until your fingers are raw and your bowing arm is sore.” and “writing powtry about your partner but explain how they’re the only thing good in your life at the same time”

Me: *hyperfixates on book series*

Hollywood: “we’re gonna make a show based on it and ruin all of the story.”

Me: “k? Have fun being hated”

People: *obsess over it*

I just wanna look into my favorite book series and find art of the characters (as they were in the books) and not have to filter through a million posts and photos of the show.

I need someone to cuddle and watch Arcane with me, my bsfs busy and I need enrichment. I’m like a dog. You can’t leave me alone too long or I start eating couches.

I’m not a violent dog but also.. if they were to mysteriously die..

Being a disabled nonhuman sucks. I am a literal GOD. I should not be stuck in bed because of the confines of this human body I am trapped in.