TW: Sh

Finally making a DNI

-anti-physical nonhuman

-anti-kin

-homophobes

-transphobes

-racists

-anti-endo

Basically anyone who hates anyone without a valid reason. You will be blocked. No more time is going to be spent on idiots like this <3

"I'm straight" Wrong! Using my faggot powers to gay-ify you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

I love this so much, I need to share with everyone

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Human beauty standards don’t apply to me because I am a pupper

repeat after me

human beauty standards don't apply to me because I am pubby (or insert whatever u are)

are y'all ok

I’m doing alright, tired, impulsive suicidal tendencies, but okay in general, trying to stay busy. Thanks for asking <3

Kitchen sex-

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

“You’re scared of the ocean?”

Yes.

“But you love sea creatures?”

Yes. I’m scared of the undiscovered sea creatures that are underwater that might get me. Not the sweet lemon shark we know of.

Got bored while I was in the mental hospital and changed Pip so heres his updated ref sheet digitally. Made him more zombie-like rather than just one random green ear.

Wait till ya meet a black cat that trusts you. They are the dumbest little fuckers alive and I love them.

My black cat rolled off of my bed not once not twice but THREE times yesterday when I was petting her belly. Despite me telling her and trying to grab her so she wouldn’t fall she still fell.

Okay, so you guys know the stereotype that orange cats are stupid? And that tuxedo cats are also stupid?

So a combination of those two would be the hypothetical stupidest cat, right?

Oh wow, thank goodness my theriotype isn't the stupidest cat, exactly a combination of a tuxedo cat and an orange cat!

Except it is 😭

The tuxedo classic tricolor tortoiseshell

I'm the stupidest silliest cat on all of tumblr TvT

I heard we rating labels sooo..

(For reference, I am a bloodhound, coyote, Pesquets parrot and a skeleton nonhuman.)

Alterhuman:

4/10 not my favorite, it’s tolerable but I prefer nonhuman, dunno why but alterhuman doesn’t fit right, don’t even know why.

Nonhuman:

10/10 Yes, this is me. I am NOT human so it fits since nonhuman means not human.

Therian:

1/10 I’m not a therian, I’ve heard ‘so you’re a therian’ or ‘it’s therian or human’ too many times. Like no..? Theres more than just therian and human. (Totally not aimed at a specific therian in one of my classes)

Otherkin:

5/10 it’s not good but not bad yk? I mean I guess I am otherkin in one way (skeleton kin) but also I just prefer nonhuman. I don’t really care if you call me this but I prefer not. Yk?

Critter/creature

10/10 yes. Just yes. Please that’s the way to become my favorite person.

“delusional therian”

10/10 best compliment ever thanks for that, although it will get you blocked, sorry I’m just quirky and delusional like that.

My ‘type.

10/10 YES.

For example:

“Somber is a bloodhound on tumblr”

“Somber is a skeleton on tumblr”

“Somber is a coyote on tumblr”