My Body Is A Machine And It's This One

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I found it at first when I was but a boy. This gnawing little beast inside all of my senses, the occasional brush against my arm, something shifting out of the corner of my eye, a smell I never recognized, sounds that no one else heard and a taste of something so wonderful and yet disgusting I felt like crying. This was the it. It wanted my senses. It wanted to feel through me. It never told me why but I knew it wanted me. The closer we got the less I felt. Every time I drew on it it took more and more from me, until it let me take from others. I have seen through the eyes of many. I witnessed many things, including myself jabbing a shovel into their abdomen. I started to take the parts. It wanted them. It let me replace my own. My eyes are now two different colours. My tongue is split into 3 section where I have sown on new taste buds. Each of my fingers is of a different skin, one of them even being tattooed. I hear the sounds no one else can and can draw out the faintest breaths in a loud room. I can no longer enjoy food without nose plugs if it is not the freshest that it is, each twinge of rot hits my brain like a needle. I can feel it all and when I am complete, when my metamorphosis has reached its finale I will finally be absorbed into my surroundings and I and it shall share each others space, we will be one and the same. I will be happy.

I made a thing please watch it, your eyes fuel me.

Ate 4 cheeseburgers just to feel alive. Listening to the 20 hour skyrim analysis. The Dovakin would love hyperpop and cheeseburgers. No there is nothing of substance to this post.

Another fabulous card from the brothers war from an art and design standpoint. The rugged, sharp and rusted exterior really tells you enough about this creatures construction and the billowing smoke the pours from its chest cavity and mouth feeds nicely into both of its effects.

It's first effects is a rather generic cycle allowing you to add to the scrap heap and giving you the chance to find some treasure from the trash and its second feeds even further into this disposable and recyclable nature of this hound. Paying a red and 1 and both figuratively and literally relighting the flame in its heart to bring it back if only temporarily is another great example of art and effect crossing over to create a cohesive design and to paint a small picture of what this creature is.

Whilst not playable in some of my silly pet decks I have always had a soft spot for artifact creatures like this and can see myself building a deck just so he has somewhere to sit. For commanders I'm not sure who'd be the best mechanically but keeping on the themes of Artifacts Rose, Cutthroat Raider from the new fallout set feels fitting. Just feels, I'm sure there are way better cards that take advantage of this lovable rust pup but I'm a sucker for style over substance any day.

Girl smell so strong in the pit I watched two girls cum and die

I refuse to sleep tonight

"Rizz 'em with the tism" is currently my ultimate red flag when it comes to talking to someone. Love me some autism but if you unironically use that phrase to describe yourself, I know your interests are gonna suck.

My Rant About Ensemble Casts

Ok so basically I hate shows that have massive ensemble casts that never get used. It infuriates me to see shows and stories introduce 10 or 20 different characters and their unique traits and then proceed to not elaborate on any facet of their personality. What makes it worse is its not hard to do right its just writers are too lazy or forget to properly explore their characters and that makes it worse. Stuff like My Hero Academia are the perfect example of this flaw with them introducing a slew a characters and then proceeding to swiftly move on and focus on the same core group the entire time. This wouldn't be an issue if they hadn't set up these characters to be interesting and unique to begin with, its just awful that we are teased with the promise of growth for this characters and then shot in the fucking back when the writer just goes "Oopsie oh well guess we won't be hearing from them again until I need a background character to be plot relevant.". There are shows and series that do this well such as things like Kengan Ashura but due to low popularity and a not so decent anime adaptation they never see the light of day in the west except for in small circles of loser nerds like myself. This disparity shown between quality and popularity is so egregious in 90% of cases and I fucking can't with this shit anymore. I just want the cool shit I like that is better in everyway to get the respect and notoriety it deserves rather than being in the shadow of poorly written works.

I write this lying in bed and feeling the weight of my drowsiness. Turns out sometimes all a guy needs for peace of mind is the last slice of rhubarb crumble and a big cup of tea at 3am. Catharsis is a joke and I have conquered it.

I MADE THE GUN FUCKING WORK AHHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!! IT FINALLY DOES WHAT IT NEEDS TOOOO!!!!