There was a tweet about Jingyi possibly being Jin Rusong, and this popped in my mind 🤣
LJY: What?! I’m your son? I’m Jin Rusong?!
JGY: Yes…Please und-
LJY: Is that why I’m short?!
JL: THAT’S YOUR BIG TAKE AWAY FROM THIS?!
LJY: SHUT UP! You don’t know what it’s like down here.
JL: You’re only 4 cm shorter!
LJY: 4 cm too short to reach the top of the shelf! This whole time I thought it was the bland food, but it turns out I came from midgets!
JGY: …
WWX: *Burst out laughing like a maniac*
JL: HOW ARE WE RELATED?
LJY: HOLY SHIT WE’RE RELATED?! No wonder I hate you!
JL: *In tears* Shut up! I hate you too!
LSZ: Guys, let’s calm down.
QS:…You know, I’m not so disgusted about the incest thing suddenly. But I want a divorce, and we’ll keep it a secret.
JGY: Unless you tell me who sent you the letter.
QS: No.
JGY: I need to know so that I can find out who else knows, and kill them so we won’t be slandered by the Cultivation World. Besides, who ever decided to tell you this now after all this time must be doing it for money.
QS:…It was Bicao.
JGY: Thank you. Now excuse me future ex-wife. I’m going to go interrogate a maid.
*And thus Nie Huaisang gets found out, and it’s a whole different complicated mess where LXC is the one most shafted by it. In the mean time, Qin Su is happily living at Gusu to get to know her son.*
in hindsight i should've expected my ai character to take the lelouch route
Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
and yet the world is silent…
Writing advice from my uni teachers:
If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.
Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.
Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.
Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.
The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz
tbh the idea of immortal character's personal growth is interesting and doesn't seem to be explored enough
I mean, how many times have we seen an immortal character drop the whole "actually I'm several hundred years old" bombshell, and they still act like the exact same person they were at age 20 or whatever. how many people do you know who are still the same as they were even just 10 or 20 years ago? yet somehow eight lifetimes came and went and had no impact on this dude?
Give me immortal life stages. Give me
millenia old characters poking gentle fun at someone who's 200yrs old and in their edgy 'brooding' phase.
midlife crisis immortals who just got bit with the 'what am I doing with my life?' bug, who suddenly feel like they're wasting their gift and they need to be making the most if it right now
you know what, I want an immortal who keeps having weird skills/knowledge, and everybody assumes they've got this big elaborate backstory because of it, but no, it's just all from that one fifty-year span where they decided they needed to learn how to everything or else they were wasting their potential
immortals who have changed their stances and opinions on issues but now there's callout posts for things they said in letters to their friends a hundred and fifty years ago, like yes @cumberbatchcockdongle, I am sorry I said transphobic things about the bearded lady at that circus in 1872, please kindly forgive me and/or fuck off
characters going through the eternal cycle of whether loving mortals is worth the inevitable grief. the answer always depends on how recently they've been bereaved. just a merry-go-round of 'better to have loved ans lost' versus 'shitfuck grieving hurts I'm never doing this again'
super laid back immortals who have lived through so much nothing phases them, and sometimes they have to be politely reminded that things do not always 'work themselves out' for mortals
Post-canon sect gatherings are about to be wild. Listen. Jin guangyao is dead, lan xichen is in seclusion, jin ling is jin ling, and we haven’t met any other competent sect leader ever. Post-canon sect gatherings are p much all on jiang cheng and huaisang to manage. And sure huaisang could help but. He’s a little shit. If it ain’t a qinghe nie problem, he’s not here for it!!! The second sect leader yao opens his mouth, huaisang is halfway out the door! He has no reputation to save and hasn’t slept in over 10 years!!! He doesn’t care! And jiang cheng! Is Jiang Cheng!
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jiang cheng: and where do you think you’re going?!
nie huaisang, leaving the meeting: stress is bad for the baby
jiang cheng: what baby?
nie huaisang: me. I’m baby
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jiang cheng: are you taking shots?!
nie huaisang: yeah want some?
jiang cheng: ………..yes give it here
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nie huaisang: this is the best way to go about this
other leaders: we don’t believe you
nie huaisang, really doesn’t care what they do anymore this meeting has been going on for 5 hours: that sounds like a you problem
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nie huaisang seeing off those sect leaders who refused to listen to him: bye! I trust in your ability to handle this your way!!!
nie huaisang: there’s a 30% chance they’re all gonna die
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jiang cheng: slices a table in half
jiang cheng, throwing some money at the broken table: I’ll pay for that
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other sect leaders: is this… a liability waiver?
nie huaisang: yeah I had some written up after sect leader jiang broke that guy’s legs last meeting? anyways everyone sign one before going in please
other sect leader: maybe…. sect leader jiang could stop injuring people at meetings instead?
nie huaisang: hahaha No. don’t forget to date your signature.
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jiang cheng: either we start agreeing or I’m gonna get the whip
nie huaisang: diplomacy at its finest
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nie huaisang: everyone, welcome to the banquet! the unclean realms welcomes all its allies!
jiang cheng: wei wuxian is sucking face with lan wangji right behind you
nie huaisang: this ain’t about them
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nie huaisang: sorry I’m late. I ran into a problem on the way
jiang cheng: what problem?
nie huaisang: not wanting to come
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nie huaisang: we need to do something about your temper. how about you just do what I do?
jiang cheng: which is?
nie huaisang: every time sect leader yao talks I imagine shoving my fist down his throat and watching him choke on it slowly, clutching at his neck, as his face turns blue and he dies.
nie huaisang: really puts me in a much better mood :)
jiang cheng: …. noted
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jiang cheng vividly imagining killing sect leader yao: oh hey
nie huaisang: what did I tell you?
and yet the world is silent…
"Rolling Girl" Soos edition! Ft. Lee Soo Hyuk, Choi Jung Soo, Kim Rok Soo (and with a special appearance from Cale) TvT
(This is also uploaded to youtube! Special thanks to Soy for adding the music 🙏)
Loop/gif :
(And a few of my fav frames!) :