Post-canon Sect Gatherings Are About To Be Wild. Listen. Jin Guangyao Is Dead, Lan Xichen Is In Seclusion,

Post-canon sect gatherings are about to be wild. Listen. Jin guangyao is dead, lan xichen is in seclusion, jin ling is jin ling, and we haven’t met any other competent sect leader ever. Post-canon sect gatherings are p much all on jiang cheng and huaisang to manage. And sure huaisang could help but. He’s a little shit. If it ain’t a qinghe nie problem, he’s not here for it!!! The second sect leader yao opens his mouth, huaisang is halfway out the door! He has no reputation to save and hasn’t slept in over 10 years!!! He doesn’t care! And jiang cheng! Is Jiang Cheng!

jiang cheng: and where do you think you’re going?!

nie huaisang, leaving the meeting: stress is bad for the baby

jiang cheng: what baby?

nie huaisang: me. I’m baby

jiang cheng: are you taking shots?!

nie huaisang: yeah want some?

jiang cheng: ………..yes give it here

nie huaisang: this is the best way to go about this

other leaders: we don’t believe you

nie huaisang, really doesn’t care what they do anymore this meeting has been going on for 5 hours: that sounds like a you problem

nie huaisang seeing off those sect leaders who refused to listen to him: bye! I trust in your ability to handle this your way!!!

nie huaisang: there’s a 30% chance they’re all gonna die

jiang cheng: slices a table in half

jiang cheng, throwing some money at the broken table: I’ll pay for that

other sect leaders: is this… a liability waiver?

nie huaisang: yeah I had some written up after sect leader jiang broke that guy’s legs last meeting? anyways everyone sign one before going in please

other sect leader: maybe…. sect leader jiang could stop injuring people at meetings instead?

nie huaisang: hahaha No. don’t forget to date your signature.

jiang cheng: either we start agreeing or I’m gonna get the whip

nie huaisang: diplomacy at its finest

nie huaisang: everyone, welcome to the banquet! the unclean realms welcomes all its allies!

jiang cheng: wei wuxian is sucking face with lan wangji right behind you

nie huaisang: this ain’t about them

nie huaisang: sorry I’m late. I ran into a problem on the way

jiang cheng: what problem?

nie huaisang: not wanting to come

nie huaisang: we need to do something about your temper. how about you just do what I do?

jiang cheng: which is?

nie huaisang: every time sect leader yao talks I imagine shoving my fist down his throat and watching him choke on it slowly, clutching at his neck, as his face turns blue and he dies.

nie huaisang: really puts me in a much better mood :)

jiang cheng: …. noted

jiang cheng vividly imagining killing sect leader yao: oh hey

nie huaisang: what did I tell you?

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more palestinian fundraisers #2

(verified campaigns list compiled by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein here and verified campaigns compiled by operation olive branch here). ( i am sharing campaigns that have not been vetted. i am not an authority on this, but from what i can see images used in these campaigns do not show in reverse image searching and goal amounts are consistent with what other families are asking for.)

Help us to rebuild our home and escape Gaza / €768 / €50,000 / post here

Save Ghaith and his family! / vetted by @/90-ghost / $6,857/$60,000 / post here

Help Alaa family from this hard war / #99 on nabulsi and el-shab-husseins spreadsheet / £27,116/£56,000 / post here

Help me save my family / £591/£50,000 / post here

Donate to Ahmed's Journey to Safety and Education / vetted by @/90-ghost / $6,530/$10,000 / post here

Save Mohamed and his elderly parents from genocide / vetted by @/90-ghost / €12,068/€20,000 / post here

Ola's Family Call for your Support Amid Crisis / #209 on nabulsi and el-shab-husseins spreadsheet / $28,519/$50,000 / post here

Help little children of Gaza stay safe and alive! / #144 on nabulsi and el-shab-hussiens spreadsheet / $36,905/$50,000 / post here

Support Aseeel Fight for Life and Family in Gaza / vetted by @/90-ghost / $11,650/$20,000 / post here

HELP AMIR GET BACK TO WALKING ! DONATE TODAY! / €998/€35,000 / post here

Help Sahar and Her Family to Evacuate Gaza / shared by @/el-shab-hussein / €39,018/€50,000 / post here

Help Mahmoud's Family Overcome War Tragedy / vetted by @/90-ghost / $6,657/$60,000 / post here

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Himchan Kim’s Portrait Of  Ilja Van Vuuren

Himchan Kim’s portrait of  Ilja Van Vuuren

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another list of gfms that have reached out to me recently, so sorry for taking a while to share these, been pretty busy with school and stuff, i tried to make this one as eye catching as possible because its pretty long

pt/another list of gfms that have reached out to me recently, so sorry for taking a while to share these, been pretty busy with school and stuff, i tried to make this one as eye catching as possible because its pretty long /end pt

unfortunately i can’t donate to any of them as im a minor, apologies for that, but ill try to spread these as much as possible

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✧ 🍉 → @nadoosha-sd - gfm link - $575 USD raised of $25,000 goal - vetted

✧ 🍉 → @basharal-habil - gfm link - vetted - €335 raised of €50,000

✧ 🍉 → @fatma-anqer - gfm link - vetted - €8,304 raised of €20,000

✧ 🍉 → @malakabed - gfm link - vetted - €6,312 raised of €25,000

✧ 🍉 → @lamahourani7 - gfm link - vetted - $2,170 USD raised of $10,000

✧ 🍉 → @ashraf-baker5 - gfm link - €22,277 raised of €25,000 - vetted

✧ 🍉 → @jehad-aldahdooh - unvetted but likely legit - gfm link - €82 raised of €20,000

✧ 🍉 → @ahmed-mohammed1 - vetted - gfm link - €5,860 raised of €30,000

✧ 🍉 → @yasmine-2000 - vetted - gfm link - £2,957 raised of £50,000

✧ 🍉 → @abedallhferwanagaza - gfm link - €4,881 raised of €35,000 - vetted(?)

✧ 🍉 → @mohammedayyads-blog - vetted - gfm link - €2,066 raised of €35,000

✧ 🍉 → @odayalanqar-2002 - gfm link - vetted - €3,895 raised of €50,000

✧ 🍉 → @ahmad-syam-blog - gfm link - $3,956 raised of $40,000 - vetted

✧ 🍉 → @motaz352 - vetted - gfm link - kr45,909 SEK raised of kr250,000

✧ 🍉 → @ayman-ps1 - vetted - gfm link - €2,699 raised of €15,000

✧ 🍉 → @ahmadallouh32 - unvetted but likely legit - gfm link - €2,217 raised of €50,000

✧ 🍉 → @palestinian0 - unvetted but likely legit - gfm link - kr6,197 NOK raised of kr200,000

✧ 🍉 → @jomana-ha - gfm link - vetted(?) - $14,376 USD raised of $60,000

✧ 🍉 → @majedgaza1 - gfm link - $4,750 USD raised of $70,000 - vetted(?)

✧ 🍉 → @emanabosedo - vetted by association - gfm link - $787 USD raised of $50,000

✧ 🍉 → @ahmedmatatsblog - unvetted but likely legit - gfm link - €655 raised of €64,000

✧ 🍉 → @hamudachif - vetted by association - gfm link - £90 raised of £5,000

✧ 🍉 → @aya-alanqar - vetted - gfm link - €12,150 raised of €15,000

✧ 🍉 → @jehad-aldahdooh - unvetted but likely legit - gfm link - €82 raised of €20,000

✧ 🍉 → @farahh2003 - gfm link - vetted - £3,107 raised of £50,000

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pls rb and donate if you can!! dont stop talking about palestine 🇵🇸💚!!

pt/pls rb and donate if you can!! dont stop talking about palestine/end pt

tricky words I always see misspelled in fics: a guide

Viscous/vicious – Viscous is generally used to describe the consistency of blood or other thick liquids. Vicious is used to describe something or someone who is violent. 

Piqued/Peaked/Peeked – To pique someone’s interest is to catch or tease their attention. When something peaks, it reaches its total height or intensity. To peek (at) something is to look briefly, or glance. 

Discrete/Discreet – this is a tough one. Discrete means to be separate, or distinct, i.e., two discrete theories. Conversely, when someone is discreet, they are being secretive or cautious to avoid attention. 

Segue/Segway – one is a transition between things, the other is a thing you can ride at the park and definitely fall off of.

Conscious/Conscience/Conscientious – to be conscious is to be awake, i.e., not unconscious, or to be aware of something. Your conscience is the little voice in your head telling you not to eat the entire pint of ice cream. Finally, to be conscientious is to be good, to do things thoroughly, to be ruled by an inner moral code. 

Hope this helped! Please add more if you think of them!

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