Ruby Would Be The NUMBER 1 Snape Hater

hi this is for the ruby redfort ask game if you’re still doing it

hitch - 2, 7, 11, 21, 24

the silent g - 1, 9, 15, 18

ms drisco - 8, 13, 19

thank you!!

Hitch:

2) When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like) I think I always liked him. What can I say, he's a charming man.

7) A quote of them that you remember: Telling Clanyc not to be a church boy :)

11) What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character? This man who LIVES in suits just being the coolest ever. Like, a straight up comic book hero kinda guy. Sorta cliche but it works becuase HE'S SO COOL

21) When do you think they were at their happiest? Not sure honestly. I like to imagine he's very happy when he's working in the field, doing what he loves yk

24) What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone? He actually might've said this (oops) but as much as he loves Ruby he'd love to be relocated and work as a field agent again

The silent g (i like that lol):

My first impression of them: Evil, ngl. Maybe this is becuase I read the book for the first time when I was like, eight, but I thought he was gonna turn out to be actually bad.

9) Your least favorite outfit of them: All of them, I don't think he's style is that good tbh 😭 just plain brown 70s suits. Maybe tweed idk

15) Worst storyline they had: Being a dick

18) How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc): Very prim, very proper, very annoying. A total suck up to his teachers, but he secretly hated them and just wanted to be on their good side. Very sneaky, obviously, very smart and a massive show off who no one could stand :)

Mrs Drisco:

8) Your favorite outfit of them: All of then #grandmacore

13) Your favorite friendship they have: Her + her cats ofc

19) The most random ship you've seen people have with them: None, thank god 😭

rr asks: Miles Froghorn 11 and 13

thanks!!

11) What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character? this very agitated, prematurely aging man trying SO HARD to not explode at the seams any time ruby opens her mouth

13) Your favorite friendship they have: does he have any friends 😭contradictory ik, but i think maybe ruby? they aren't really friends, but they do kinda have this mutual..thing together. they're both super ambitious so them egging each other on is kinda productive, seeing how far they'll go to one up each other. and the dynamic is fun lol

to be fair, ruby IS terrifying 

Ruby Redfort headcanons

Australian Ruby. Would be cute considering LB is Australian & it would pass that down, also the line in pyp where the two evil guys say that the Australian guy must be British would be funnier. She also has the teenage Australian chaos as discussed by @rubyredfortncarnivorousplants

Clancy becomes obsessed with aquariums, even though he’s still terrified of underwater creatures he just goes to get the adrenaline rush.

When Ruby’s older (like 18-21+ whatever) she, like the rest of the action agents gets trained to use a gun and everyone is terrified of her.

Crazy cops and Brooklyn 99 are like the same thing. aka Ruby would LOVE b99

I have more which I’ll add tomorrow but I’m extremely tired and I don’t think this makes sense but anyways thanks for reading them

everytime i sit my sorry as down to eat bagels and jam i fucking TRANSCEND. ITS SO GOOD UGH I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE INFINITE BAGELS AND JAM  

non-muslims: please don't overcorrect for islamophobia by ignoring what is happening in iran right now (women being killed for not wearing or improperly wearing their hijab)

supporting the freedom to choose to wear a hijab means also supporting the freedom to choose not to

jîna mahsa amini was arrested and killed for "improperly" wearing her hijab. there are massive protests happening and police are killing protestors. spread the word.

fav in the series <3 

found a copy of Ruby Redfort: Look Into My Eyes, and just finished it,,,, or should i say it finished me because i am Overwhelmed with Emotion 

reasons i got emotional/love this book outlined in list below:

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i will have philosophical discussions on a trampoline

kids will have philosophical discussions on a trampoline

stop killing characters for shock value and not plot value

Botanical Academia: you go off into the forest to sketch coniferous trees.