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Wilding out Celia theory:

- There's two Celias

- One from this universe, one from TMA

- They share a body

- When Celia wakes up after sleepwalking, that's the Celia of TMAGP

- When Celia's at the OIAR, that's the Celia of TMA

- one of them"s a baddie

*tinfoil noises*

- TMA Celia has become an avatar of the stranger

Straight up I'd kill and die for archivist alice

Like, at first all her spooky shit is a joke

Then life imitates art and she can actually destroy you

there's something inside you it's hard to explain

SPOILERS FOR TMAGP 11

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Eavesdropping on Celia via her phone. She seems to wake up in a street- is she sleepwalking? "Oh Christ, not again!" And "Hold on Jack, I'm on my way."

Return of ink5oul

Oscar Jarret, Sutherland MacDonald? Potentially important tattoo artists or avatars of the same force as Ink5oul

THE DEEP WILL CARE FOR HIS BONES

Irresistible fascination with tattoo

"It's waiting in the water"

Gwen genuinely thanks Alice for a coffee, but then calls her a subordinate and pulls rank

Celia is late and mentions (while alone) that something happened again

The coffee was for Celia

Gwen confronts Lena. Mr Bonzo's an external, and a valued asset! Lena recommends screaming because it's a good coping mechanism and "they like it "

The name and address in the envelope will become clear as the cases come in.

We got a lot of name drops, but I don't know who Jack, Oscar Jarret, or Sutherland MacDonald are. Except that I'm going to constantly get the last one confused with Donald Sutherland.

CLOWN FIGHT

CLOWN FIGHT

CLOWN FIGHT

-The Duel After the Masquerade-

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Straw but make it apathetic 🤷

Costume design by Mstislav Dobuzhinski for the Opera 'Four Brutes' by Ermano Wolf - Ferrari based on the play by Carlo Coldoni, 1951

four brutes

I feel like the most consistent trait I see for Alice is mismatched fun socks and that resonates so truly, so deeply, I think Tumblr collectively reached into Jonny Sims' brain and plucked out an unconscious truth

Anyway, socks

alice & sam!! :D

places where the audio distorts

image ids under the cut

tmagp 4:

tmagp 5:

tmagp 7:

tmagp 8:

the audio distorts when people lie.

I imagine this knowledge will come in handy later.

[id: ALICE: This is not something you go poking around in. Not if you want to keep your job… or your neck. SAM: (a little amused) Okay, okay! I get it. Consider me scared straight. "Consider me scared straight" is highlighted. end id]

[id: LENA: Now, while I understand your concerns, you need to understand that Colin has held the IT Manager position for some time without incident, and although he is somewhat… frustrated with his current assignment, he can request help from the central IT team at any time. I am certain that should he find his responsibilities unmanageable, he will request assistance. Or resign, of course. Either way, the problem will resolve itself. "Or resign, of course" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: Is there any way to look up specific files? ALICE: Like what? CELIA: Oh, I don’t know. Every case about… being buried alive, or meat, or… whatever. ALICE: Well, there’s a search bar, but it doesn’t actually do anything. You’d have to dig through them all manually. (suspicious) – Why do you ask? CELIA: Just figuring it all out. Ah well, I guess I’ll need to find Bigfoot on my own time. "Just figuring it all out" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERTRUDE: I see. Well, I’m sorry, but I don’t think Gerry can help you – GERRY: (casually) Yeah, I barely remember any of it. "I don’t think Gerry can help you" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERRY: Oh yeah, but I was pretty young. I remember filling in a bunch of forms and questionnaires, then some old men asking me questions about what books I liked to read, who did I look up to, that kind of thing. And then I left. SAM: (disappointed) That’s all? GERRY: Yeah, afraid so. Other than just sitting around with a bunch of other kids in a room that smelled like old books. "Yeah, afraid so" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: I’m trying to look into… Weird physics stuff: time travel, other dimensions, teleportation, all that good stuff. Freddy doesn’t really do searches, so you could keep an eye out and let me know if any come up in your cases? SAM: Uh, sounds a bit sci-fi compared to our usuals. What’s this for? (amused breath) You’re not doing research for that podcast you were on, are you? CELIA: (surprised) You know about that? SAM: I might have given you a quick Google. CELIA: Then… yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie. "yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie" is highlighted. end id]

Do u ever just think about the fact that the old fairy tales of wicked fey scheming to steal your life, your soul, your personality by getting your name, your home, your story, have come true in the form of advertisers buying and selling consumer data?

RESURRECTION

REANIMATION

TRANSFORMATION

IVE ALREADY STARTED ITS BUILDING