Straw But Make It Apathetic 🤷

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If you're behind in the Magnus Protocol or you haven't listened yet cause it hasn't "grabbed you"

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FUCK YES DANCE WITH THE WORMS

Dancing with the worms—a compilation of our favorite Alciopid worm dance moves.

Alciopid polychaetes have large, complex eyes with corneas, irises, lenses, and other structures that give them excellent vision. These wondrous worms are related to the earthworms we find in our backyards, and in many respects, they are fairly similar—both have a segmented body and bristles on each segment. ⁠The midwater version, however, is completely transparent. 👀

JESUS H CHRIST

forgot the best part:

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

NOW IS THE TIME TO HONOR MY FAVORITE FAN FIC OF ALL TIME:

GAY! BAGEl! DESTIEL! SMUTTTTTT!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1747241/chapters/3732644

Evil wish fulfillment, a la monkey's paw

Honestly “Desires” might not entirely be it. I think it may be sort of a “Careful what you wish for”

“I just wanted to make people laugh” okay well nightmare clown

“I wanted to play the role of the mysterious stranger” okay. Truck crash

“I wanted to prove my thesis.” How about such an intimate experience with it that you will never be the same

It’s like these people are experiencing the consequences of obsession in real time dialed up to 11

P I P E

Migraines make me feel like that prophetic rabbit from Watership Down. Fiver. Like the terrible whole body shivering and burning skull and teeth must presage awful events, each symptom an omen of terror to come.

I'm a little obsessed with seers and thinking about that is my coping mechanism for this cluster. Also, tracking migraines, I figured out they come in clusters. Beautiful brilliant great. I love it. I can predict the future! And the future is painful.

At least I know it ends. That's a pretty good thing to know.

SPOILERS FOR TMAGP 11

PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT NEW EPISODE SPOILERS for 4/9

Eavesdropping on Celia via her phone. She seems to wake up in a street- is she sleepwalking? "Oh Christ, not again!" And "Hold on Jack, I'm on my way."

Return of ink5oul

Oscar Jarret, Sutherland MacDonald? Potentially important tattoo artists or avatars of the same force as Ink5oul

THE DEEP WILL CARE FOR HIS BONES

Irresistible fascination with tattoo

"It's waiting in the water"

Gwen genuinely thanks Alice for a coffee, but then calls her a subordinate and pulls rank

Celia is late and mentions (while alone) that something happened again

The coffee was for Celia

Gwen confronts Lena. Mr Bonzo's an external, and a valued asset! Lena recommends screaming because it's a good coping mechanism and "they like it "

The name and address in the envelope will become clear as the cases come in.

We got a lot of name drops, but I don't know who Jack, Oscar Jarret, or Sutherland MacDonald are. Except that I'm going to constantly get the last one confused with Donald Sutherland.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/06IVb5Jt5jSlFrQhcpZbm4?si=iI4adXNaTiuj6HfCiuUgew

UAGGGH

It took me a minute to realize

What was happening

To my ears