To Rod Serling: How Did You Discover The Twilight Zone In The First Place?

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

What lies before you is an unfortunate series of events, each of which could have been more and more easily avoid as time passed, the warning signs building up into an unavoidable wall. But instead of being a deterrent, the warnings became a suggestion. A beacon, calling on more unfortunate souls to try this concoction; in the only place where stop is go and yes is no: The Twilight Zone.

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

You, me, Dennys, 20:00 next Friday? I'll pay

An agreeable arrangement, if not for the questions unanswered. Which Denny's? And whose company should I expect? -R.S.

I feel as though I've been altered in some fundemental way

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

i just know jonathan sims would have loved the twilight zone. boy why do you need statements go watch a half hour to hour long episode of some person going through the worst experiences of their life you wont be hungry afterwards