The Two Fundamental Truths Of Historical And Contemporary Mankind:

look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

You hit the nail on the head, veiwer.

So I've been watching the twilight zone

I can't believe the Rod Serling is tumblring from beyond the grave. How does it feel to be 100 years old Mr Serling

My body may have died, but my spirit lives on. -R.S.

what if instead of analog horror we had "ants on a log" horror!

What's your favourite thing that has happened in the Twilight Zone

That it was broadcast, for you all to see.

A merchandise company so successful, they have licensed every popular IP under the sun. After running out of superhero variants and genre shows, they have resorted to presenting a monochrome man in a suit as a beloved TV character and hoping the name recognition would be enough to sell it.

I am Rod Serling.

Spirit animals are not an idea to be tossed around lightly. Same can be said for w*ndigos and tarot. One person's culture is not another's gimmick.

you're white. you don't have a Spirit animal. you have a fursona.

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"