Look At This Sheep.

Some mental wellness Talking Heads

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

Do you believe in the power of a curse?

Yes. Do you?

That's my line. God is stealing my bit.

one quarter of tumblr users identify as a god

Yeah his head just did that.

What's your opinion on JFK?

Rest in piece, shame his head did that

Is it morally correct to give the orange man an Elvis special (a bullet)?

Woah mama it's always correct to attack facism

every time I read “The Twilight Zone” on your blog I imagine the dramatic music that comes after it in the intro. was this intended

Not only intended, but required.

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.