Imagine A Cigarette

Imagine if you will, a young man, tired beyond belief. Sleepy. Perhaps even eepy. This young man will be faced by forces beyond his control that will try and drag him from his cozy and warm bed. That force? Capitalism. Welcom... to The Twilight Zone.

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

This is actually what Heaven and Hell look like. We are a files on a computer that is actively shutting down, while God frantically calls IT

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

Mod Serling here: I think my work exists in some branch of the twilight zone, what do you mean I have to explain how to get upstairs (the stair case)

Do you believe in the power of a curse?

Yes. Do you?

My apologies.

My biscuits are slightly over baked. I much prefer them to be soft. :c This is the last time I put on The Twilight Zone while preparing food.

Look at this sheep.

Cute.

One of mankind's greatest fears is to be seen and to be known. This is why this website lives in fear, and awe of P.M. Seymour.

I want you to know that as I’m scrolling my feed and one of your posts pop up I get jumpscared every time, as I only followed you recently and my brain autocompletes looking at your profile pic and confuses it with the now defunct (and can get fucked) neil gaiman.

I unfollowed him after all the allegations and every time one of your posts pops up my brain flips out thinking, “I thought i blocked this bitch.”

But then I realize it’s just my beloved mr serling

Unlike Neil Gaimen I have never sexually assaulted people.

Ain't this some shit.

Copaganda is malware.