Rjs-always-sunny-blog - MY MOM THINKS IM KOOL

If you ever want to get to know me let me first tell you that one time I was watching It’s Always Sunny and I had to pee so I took my head set off and then started taking off my pants. What was my plan? Did I think I was going to pee right there? I just don’t know smh.

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I’m, like, probably the weirdest guy in the universe, you know? Probably even weirder than someone from Saturn.

well that just mackles my more

You could be a trucker and get paid to do that. Truckers are in high demand.

I wanna run away with someone in the middle of the night and go on adventures and see the world and eat at cheap truck stops and sit on top of our car and look at the stars and just be somewhere other than here. 

cool dude

Bleh

How does Dixie not include the carolinas? They're as southern as they come!

Canada and the United States in the year 2092, by Douglas Copeland, 1992.

im gonna go out on a limb here and say….. its probably wasps