Rjs-always-sunny-blog - MY MOM THINKS IM KOOL

"I feel like trump is all talk and no action" yeah you're right but you know who is all action no thought??? Mike Pence. And you know who Trump publicly plans to delegate foreign and domestic policy to (basically the entire presidency)? Mike Pence.

You know what the Vice President can do, according to the constitution? Mostly Jack shit. If there's a tie in the senate he can cast the deciding vote. And if the president ever dies, he takes over. I'm not saying trump should be president, I was saying to vote with you principals and your morals, this is America and you should be able to have a voice, and not have to bow down to 2 people that do not care about you or your interests in the slightest. They are two corrupt, self-serving people and we must let them know that they are not wanted.

this is an odd mix of my favorite band and one of my favorite tv shows and it fits so well.

THERE’S SOMEONE IN YOUR HEAD WAITING TO FUCKING STRANGLE YOU

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

thank you, hurricane, for closing work tomorrow. now, to go stock up on some wadded beef and corn nog.