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Most common Scandinavian language spoken in US states.

Today I got to do a quick video chat with most of my friends who were at a birthday party and I've decided that they should all move here and we can all buy a big house and split it and it will be super fun.

I’m, like, probably the weirdest guy in the universe, you know? Probably even weirder than someone from Saturn.

Those stupid muscles

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

President Andrew Jackson depicted as a jackass. 

I think this version of Jackson should be put on the $20 bill.

i would like to publicly thank all of the dog walkers out there who walk their dogs for me to see thank you

Map of Los Angeles with other U.S. cities that can fit within its border.