Okay I Talked About Tdick All Day But Girldick/girlcock/enbydick??? BEAUTIFUL ACTUALLY!!! Like One Of

tgirl whose penis has been so thoroughly atrophied by estrogen that the idea of her penetrating you is actually laughable.

y’know i used to think the obsession with petting tgirls was a little demeaning but i have to admit it does feel pretty good. ah fuck i’m getting domesticated aren’t i.

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

Loading Screen Tip: You can hold the princess to make her feel better.

Sex scenes should be cut out of all movies but they should be replaced by a series of strange avant- garde shots of industrial machines and objects grinding and rubbing and spinning and vibrating and whining and entering each other that implies some freak shit is going on

GAMZEE: “no one wwants to wwork anymore” DaMn RiGhT iNvErTiBrOtHeR. If I cOuLd SiT iN a BeAuTiFuL fIeLd FoR 40 hOuRs EvErY wEeK oF mY sInGuLaR pReCiOuS lIfE i WoUlD 

There is no greater distance than the gap between what cishet guys find sexy about trans women versus what I find attractive in trans women.