“horns As An Erogenous Zone Is Like A Sword As An Erogenous Zone” 1. That’s A Good Thing And 2.

Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.

“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me

I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

i don't think cisgendered women should be allowed to have pussy. those are for normal women only. go be null or maybe get some kind of proboscis

conversation i had with a friend

fuck the trust fall exercise, being perverts with your friends does a better job at strengthening bonds

after careful consideration, i decided that meow meow meow meow meow

The princess demands you let her grope your boobs. Please 🥺