Rinatennojiandherweedsmokinggfs - Mike

dont wanna be an american idiot (sick riff) dont wanna talk to my mom or my gramparents (cool riff)

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

I needed to record this because r/perth is having a regular one today

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

who up yanking that thing asunder

happy last fingers in his ass sunday everyone its been an honor serving w you

American prisons still love a good torture degree.