I Want To Be A Conventionally Attractive Wealthy Skinny Ciswoman So I Can Go On The Bachelor And Make

Today is Dr. Phil’s 69th birthday

Alternate ending

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

have a good monday

do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable